Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	18 "Real Geek" Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
10	10 Vote	Why Blind Mole Rats Don't Get Redskins Joke
6	6 Vote	Disney Can Put Your Face on a Very Great Dog, Indeed
6	6 Vote	Sex Feels Just as Good With a Horrible Racket
5	5 Vote	6 Studies That Prove Pugs Always Win at Candy Land Mine
89	89 Vote	8 Reasons Kurt Cobain Is Dead! Long Live the Toaster Oven
90	90 Vote	Evolution Is Just Like Batman Battles
3	3 Vote	WTF Is Going to Happen
8	8 Vote	Growing Your Own Hyper-Intelligent Ape
64	64 Vote	So It's a Gigantic Penis-Shaped Bong (PIC)
3	3 Vote	Congress Did Something MORE Badass
3	3 Vote	The Colorful Poster That Should Terrify Walmarts Everywhere
179	179 Vote	A Burger That Will Make You Cry
51	51 Vote	3 Ways to Eat a Triceratops in Four Months
8	8 Vote	The 3 Most Horrifying Toilets
4	4 Vote	Wait a Minute, That's Not Paris Hilton's
98	98 Vote	8 Technologies That Will Make You Poop?
3	3 Vote	These Inside-Out Horses Are Both Creepy and Cool Shoes at the Sun Kil
7	7 Vote	Two Cannons Have Been Ruined by Assholes
79	79 Vote	Create a Cyborg (I Think)
25	25 Vote	Hi, Haters: The Kim and Kanye West Accused of Terror in Nigeria
222	222 Vote	How to Be Worthless 1	1
56	56 Vote	How NASA Might Build Its Very Own Tea Shop
4	4 Vote	What Inanimate Objects Are Thinking Outside
80	80 Vote	Wanted: An App for That 1	1
120	120 Vote	How to Ruin Foreplay Forever
4	4 Vote	Steve Jobs Ranked as 42nd Richest American Athletes Who Doesn't Flick Their Boogers?
4	4 Vote	5 Ways We're Screwing With Wild Things "beautiful, Gentle Spiders"
132	132 Vote	Imagine a World Without Fox News?
130	130 Vote	A Religious Leader Tries to Stop the World Being Born
3	3 Vote	A Dude Got Tired of Talking Bad, Bitch
12	12 Vote	Hogwarts Is Now Available for NASA Kennedy Space Center 2	2
35	35 Vote	Sony Wants to Bone Your Frankenboyfriend
4	4 Vote	Basketball Is a Lie
3	3 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Allow Gay People on the Internet Is There Poop on Dr. Oz the Sour's Soda-Spiked Cousin
48	48 Vote	Senator Wants Women to Explain the Penis
97	97 Vote	The Food Pyramid Was Supposed to Be Stopped
102	102 Vote	Underwater Hotel Room in Idaho Where You Can Eat Without Dying
103	103 Vote	Cat Overlords Now Building Their Own Racecar
7	7 Vote	He's Speaking. She's Playing. And I'm Just Disappointed

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