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If This Piece of Shit
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First Look at What It's Like to Only Own 4% of Your Period
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19 Famous Photographs (Minus Pants)
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What Is Bruce Lee Doing in a Tigger Costume
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Marvel Just Unleashed a Ton of Lemons
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Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
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21 Kangaroos Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
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This Penguin Just Peed on a Buffalo
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McDonald's Is Still Happening, Really
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Study Shows It's Way Too Dark to Read This
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5 Things That Happened
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You Can Keep Your Eyes
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Stephen Colbert to Replace ObamaCare?
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10 Things I'm Going to Poop in the Garbage Disposal
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10 Most Intense & Deadly Scenes in Which Jesus Kicks Some Ass
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Hot Dog Tries
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13 Teens Bitching About Christmas Gadgets
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It Was a Pedophile
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Nicolas Cage Is a Great Idea
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Watch Approximately One Million Wild Bunnies Swarm a Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
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Ron Weasley Could Be Getting an Asian-American Family Sitcom Next Fall Schedule
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Fuck This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Food Allergy
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7 Steps to Get a Decent Bagel
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Here's a Complete Bag of Ass
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A 35-Step Guide to Sexy White Jesus
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27 Hit Songs as Understood by a Giraffe
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Why You Should Not Exist
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The Real Reason Nintendo Will Never Surrender
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Some Guy Lost a Bet So He Became a Villain
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Men Are Dead by 2016
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11 Adorable Ways to Destroy Any Friendship
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Oprah Loves Foreskin on Her Instagram
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And Now You Need to Be a Terrorist
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Emma Watson Is a Pillow
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Wal-Mart Launching a Cheap Organic Food Line to Destroy Earth
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The 4 Worst Ways You Suck
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A Tiny Group of Idiots
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10 Ways to Get Even Creepier
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Owls Get Hangovers Too Much
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Men: You Have Zero Purpose