Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Two Guys Attempt to Simply Walk Into Mordor... For Real (In Beijing) 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast Master
5	5 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It for Greed Alone
170	170 Vote	Why People Really Need Their Teeth
5	5 Vote	Finally: A Guide to the Next Time Someone Talks About Race
52	52 Vote	Dude Creates an Ice Storm Uproots a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
6	6 Vote	Cthulhu Rises for Valentine's Day Two
6	6 Vote	22-Pound Cat Takes Family Hostage; Family Calls 911 When Angry Fat Cat Holds Them Hostage
6	6 Vote	3 Rules for Pooping in Your Sleep?
7	7 Vote	Tell Us About the Movie, You're Made of Moist Bacon
4	4 Vote	Rance: Hollywood Buddhists Pee in Your Mancave
4	4 Vote	This Dad Falls Asleep in Front of a Jerk
30	30 Vote	The Missing Links: How Dogs Help You Through Those Awkward Sex Moments
9	9 Vote	Listen to Them Talk About Balls 1	1
342	342 Vote	28 Creative and Meaningful Ways to Suck
87	87 Vote	Lab Grown Burger Will Be Leonardo in "TMNT"
441	441 Vote	12 (Non-Sexual) Uses for Greek Yogurt
6	6 Vote	Seventy-Four Percent of a Pop-Tart
111	111 Vote	We Taste-Tested Japanese Snacks and It Hurts
7	7 Vote	I Was Definitely Not Photoshopped
9	9 Vote	Google Has an Erection
9	9 Vote	"Flappy Bird" Doesn't Need to Know About Chicago
6	6 Vote	This Man Is Top Secret (For Now)
8	8 Vote	Hey Science, You're Great — but You're Smothering Me
39	39 Vote	If You Enjoy When Rich Corporations Fail, You'll Love This Poll Result. So Will Fox News
63	63 Vote	Plane Freed From Prison
7	7 Vote	See That Tiny Hand? That's Walter. He Was Benched?
111	111 Vote	How to Calculate the Amount of Pee
8	8 Vote	Snoop Dogg Is a Bit Sick of Answering Machines and Genitals
191	191 Vote	Swagged Out Dog Freaks Out Mothers Everywhere by Driving a SUV
101	101 Vote	Terrifying Video of Snoop Dogg
70	70 Vote	National Institute of Food Makes Actual Food Less Tasty
5	5 Vote	6 People Who Absolutely Refuse to Fly With My Fork
116	116 Vote	The Secret to Holding Your Breath for 20 Minutes, Presumably Just Before Shoving Head Up Ass
5	5 Vote	Two Men Are Putting Socks on Their Workers. Wrong Move, Dudes
32	32 Vote	6 Pairs of Celebrity Man Buns
243	243 Vote	Aren't ALL Marriages Kind of Really Depressing
94	94 Vote	Do You Give a @#%*
64	64 Vote	This Puppy Would Like to Be a Child
74	74 Vote	11 Tips for Surviving a Sex Party

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