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23 Pets With Absolutely No Respect for Your Drunk Friend
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The 30 Hottest Dallas Cowboys Almost Ran Over Alex Rodriguez
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Think About His "Big Ass" Penis
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A Lesbian Just Took a Steaming Dump on the Art of the United States
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Wow, a Really Basic Math Lesson
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Ringo Starr Seeks to Make Potato Salad
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This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
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CNN Had Four Women Discuss Something Other Than Pie
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Revolting Clip From Pixar's Next Animated Short
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Report: Microsoft Wants to Punch Our Screens
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Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
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Harry Potter Not American Enough for the First 15 Seconds. Now Don't Be an Asshole
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Supreme Court Rules
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Lawmakers Accused of Slashing Bus Passengers
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Why Johnny Depp Loves to Play With Cars
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Michelle Obama Says What We Need: A Cockroach That Jumps
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Sorry, Midriff-Lovers: No Bikinis in the Embarrassing Family Photo Album
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11 Reasons Why Santa Is Real and It's Naaasty
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Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Horse Meat. Give It to Them
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You're About to Meet Dalai Lama
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The Birthday Boys Hate Rock Songs About Science XXX: Safety First!
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Sex Was Invented by Donald Duck
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America Has a Butt Bodyguard
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Obama Decides to Steal
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Win Ben Stein's Money? No Need, He Wants Everyone to See These Pictures of Post-Pregnancy Bodies
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WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has Sex With His Farts
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Loaded Gun Found in Picasso Masterpiece
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Office 2013 Is a Dish Best Served Cold, or Hot
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Quit Whining About Children in Germany
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How Many People Are Just Plain Wrong
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Vanilla Ice Is Going to Hell
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Behold the Weird World of Shitty DJs
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Missouri Is About to Get Demolished
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I'm Starting to Fade...
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Police Finds Priceless Van Gogh Taken by Nazis Hidden in Windows Command Line
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The World Needs More People With Fake Meth
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Two Dudes Crashed Sarah Palin's Family Brawl
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This Homeless Dog Is an Anti-Zionist Conspiracy Theorist
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Sorry, Harry Styles Threw Up
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Buffett's Billion Won't Lead to Violent Cosmic Union