Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

26	26 Vote	It's Twice the Size of "Teen Mom" Star's Vagina
6	6 Vote	23 Popsicles That Will Bring Out Her True Sassiness
5	5 Vote	Anguished Craigslist Poster Just Trying to Eat a Twinkie?
104	104 Vote	Asparagus Wrapped in Uncertainty
4	4 Vote	Sometimes Parents Worry About New Orleans
24	24 Vote	17 Things I Thought
46	46 Vote	She Wants You to See a Small Penis
496	496 Vote	11 Reasons You Should Never Exist
5	5 Vote	27 Simple Ways to Execute the "Suck It" Hand Gesture
5	5 Vote	Mitch McConnell's Opponent Is Using a PS1 Controller
620	620 Vote	Mom, Dad, I Have Experienced a Catastrophic Breakdown 1	1
9	9 Vote	World Cup Victory for Sale
9	9 Vote	What a Misogynistic Sore Loser Says to the Dollhouse
5	5 Vote	That Gun Changed Our Understanding of Parasite Resistance
4	4 Vote	Giant Leopard Seal Tries to Talk About Hashtags
93	93 Vote	Tom Hanks Is the Reason Your Dog Licked My Balls
5	5 Vote	It's Hard to Watch, but the Way She Handles These Tiny Kittens Will Melt Your Eyeballs
344	344 Vote	Guy Plays Dubstep to Near Perfection on a Bagpipe, With Flames
8	8 Vote	Will Smith May Put His Dick on This Rad Floating Ramp
5	5 Vote	Unknown Donor Gives $6,000 Ring to Salvation Army Bell Ringer Assaulted for Saying "Faggot" (Again)
9	9 Vote	Hillary Clinton Panda Sex Tape Footage
161	161 Vote	Toys "R" Us Creates the Most Brutal Infections You Could Possibly Build Yourself
6	6 Vote	Watch Major Lazer's "Bubble Butt" Video Directed by John "Perfectly Normal" Travolta
4	4 Vote	Pac-Man Is a Myth
23	23 Vote	Just a Hot GIF of a Drug Overdose
4	4 Vote	Turkish Women Are Never Convicted Of… Hang On, What?
129	129 Vote	Here Is Definitive Proof That More Metal Music Videos Should Star Dancing Tarantulas
166	166 Vote	Miley Cyrus Gets Naked and IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT, ASSHOLES 2	2
105	105 Vote	World's Oldest Eel Dies in Prison for Fraud, Tax Evasion
4	4 Vote	Day 36: Joining the Political Macarena
207	207 Vote	You Have a Huge Design Flaw 3	3
8	8 Vote	6 Things That All Ceiling Fans Have Had
4	4 Vote	The "Don't Swim After Eating" Peanut Butter Balls
5	5 Vote	Definitive Proof That "Breaking Bad" Could Be Better in My Sippy Cup
17	17 Vote	Ooh, FLOTUS Has a Massive Honey Dipper
110	110 Vote	What the F*ck Are You Watching?
4	4 Vote	The Land of Bad Choices
79	79 Vote	He Died and His Reaction Is Totally Awesome
4	4 Vote	Here Is Your Stomach
21	21 Vote	You Have Absolutely No Concept of Spacetime

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