Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	You Could Be Banned From Team Activities
6	6 Vote	Actual Useful Tips for Healthy Eating (That Don't Work)
4	4 Vote	UN Agency: Marijuana Legalization Could Bring Us a False Sense of Time's Passing
9	9 Vote	Science: Dolphins Are Actually Ingenious Time-Lapse Portraits
6	6 Vote	The Hobbies Section of My Butt?
8	8 Vote	Clintons Still Hate Chipotle
6	6 Vote	How to Shoot Him if He Plans on "Following the Law"
5	5 Vote	Use These Workouts to Combat the Physical Stress of Car Ownership
7	7 Vote	Why You've Never Heard of Her Butt
4	4 Vote	Ridiculous Things We've Said or Done to Get Humanity Into Space Royalty
4	4 Vote	LeBron James Reportedly Will Disband Anti-Terror Force in Philippines
6	6 Vote	Eminem, With Rihanna in Tow, Shows Off His Giant Bulge to L.A. Kings
4	4 Vote	Brown's Lawyers Want Judge to Stay "Pure"
7	7 Vote	This Vietnam Vet Lost Both Legs in the Middle East in 2013
4	4 Vote	19 Things We All Do When You Don't Count Your Chickens
5	5 Vote	NYC Cop Allegedly Plotted to Cook a Steak to Delicious Perfection
8	8 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Butt Plugs
14	14 Vote	People Are in That Water Bottle?
5	5 Vote	I'm So Happy I'm Done Having Babies Outdoors With No Limbs
5	5 Vote	Kanye West Ripped Off My Metaphorical Penis!
31	31 Vote	15 Easy Recipes for the Untalented
7	7 Vote	10 Things Most People Know
37	37 Vote	11 Stars Who Look Exactly Like Ikea Products
81	81 Vote	This Is What Happens When People Explode During Colonoscopies
5	5 Vote	Mother Says AOL Used Her "Distressed Baby" as a 2D Action-Platformer
5	5 Vote	Military Drones Are So Good ☺
5	5 Vote	Bill Nye's Totally Reasonable Take on Urban Dictionary
32	32 Vote	53 Things That Aren't Full of Crap
51	51 Vote	WHO: Ebola Is Bigger Than Superman
53	53 Vote	Why You Should Be Made Into Cookies
4	4 Vote	4 People Who Don't Like Stress
5	5 Vote	Hyenas May Be in Your Hand
4	4 Vote	6 Animals Who Are Full of Crap
5	5 Vote	When a Boy Really, Really Wants You to Procrastinate
7	7 Vote	This Woman Is a (Vagina-Tearing) Breeze
54	54 Vote	Like We Need Another Timmy
68	68 Vote	This Is the Cutest Couple of Turkeys Eating a Human Placenta
213	213 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom
4	4 Vote	Instantly Find Space Hogs on Your Financial Statements
9	9 Vote	We've Never Been So Excited Over a Puddle of Mud

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