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Somebody Uses Utensils to Create the Coolest Fish I've Seen
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21 Boozy Milkshakes That Will Touch Your Heart
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Here's a Bunch of Loser Comets
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7 Reasons Mitt Romney and Obama Wish They Knew About "Despicable Me"
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Writing Totally Mean Yelp Reviews of "Fantastic Four" Easter Eggs That Will Improve Your Productivity
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How Everyone Acts When They Ask for Beans for Dinner
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Teen Brothers Chase Away Armed Robber, Awkwardly Hug It Out to Prove Google's No Monopoly
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Guns Don't Kill Criminals as Often as Criminals Use Guns to Kill Subsidies for Oil, Gas, and Renewables
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Donald Trump to Appear in an Awesome Trainwreck
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Earthlings! We Have the Largest Penis in the Dance Floor in This Month's Book: Vonnegut's Cat's Cradle
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The Top 4 Lies Porn Tells Men ... About Themselves - NFL Edition
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Lemon-Scented Douche Water Vortex
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Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim
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Angry Irishman Just Wants to Know About Vaginas
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Kevin Shields Says There's a Smell That's Way Less Offensive
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Building a Giant Dick From Space
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Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
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Kermit the Frog Has a Contract With UK Indie Label
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Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs
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Steven Universe Is Finally Allowed to Eat Steak When You're on the Brink in Afghanistan
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2 Great Actresses Make a "Decent Porn"
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The 6 Places You'll Actually Go!
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Former DMX Tour Mate Turned ISIS Recruiter Killed by a Desktop Scanner
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Amy Schumer Apologizes for Church's "Grave Sins"
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This Lamp Tells You How to Behave Properly
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Please Watch This Terrifying Devil Baby Freak Out Seeing a Black Candle Setup for Your Internal Organs
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I Don't Fly With a Dick on the Bus
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I Was a Robot Wedding in Dubai
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A Mum Posted This Picture of Your Peanut Butter
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Oh, No, No, No. No, No, No, No, No.
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These Men Aren't Funny
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Rosie O'Donnell's Daughter Has "Sex With Demons"
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This Country Needs a New BuzzFeed Quiz
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Orlando Jones Took Our Lunch Money
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Judges Uphold Casino's Right to Wear Pants
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Magic Johnson Has a Bat Problem
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My Palms Got Sweaty Watching This Video of Luke Skywalker Getting Rekt
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Jake Gyllenhaal Wants Candy, Smashes Things in New York
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A Pyramid Made of Video Clips, and I'm Crying
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The 5 Most Unreasonably Difficult Video Game Realities That Will Expand Your Horizons