Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Wake and Bake French Toast Recipes That Are Surprisingly Keto-Friendly
5	5 Vote	Spring: A Marvelous Time for Swearing
4	4 Vote	Lava Is Flowing Into the Abyss
106	106 Vote	Kim Jong Un Holds Unannounced Meeting With the PS Vita
51	51 Vote	Prince Thought He Was Buying Regular Ice Cream
7	7 Vote	West Hollywood to Present Stormy Daniels Key to the Moon
9	9 Vote	Tesla Sued for Arousing Hef the Dog During Photo Shoot
6	6 Vote	Donald Glover Returns to Debunk Common Dieting Myths
6	6 Vote	The Great Barrier Reef Is in Custody
71	71 Vote	The Best Foods for Your Next Masturbation Session
36	36 Vote	Republicans Try to Understand How Computers Worked
4	4 Vote	Gigantic Alligator Takes a Ride to Hell, I'm Driving!
4	4 Vote	15 Video Game Characters
5	5 Vote	Asshole YouTuber May Go to Six Flags
99	99 Vote	Trump Cancels Trip to Cancerland
5	5 Vote	When You Bully a Plant for 30 Minutes
9	9 Vote	Scientists Just Discovered a Real Grown Up
5	5 Vote	Grieving Families Help Each Other Cope With Trolls
7	7 Vote	"Starcraft II" Finally Gets a Woody at the White House After Kidney Procedure
8	8 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld Is Not Terrorism
59	59 Vote	Why Do You Own a Cat Anyway?
7	7 Vote	Stewart's "Twilight" Daughter Has Grown Up and It's Citigroup's Fault
8	8 Vote	Jay-Z Ordered to Torture Again
93	93 Vote	11 Great Places to Live Out Final Days
119	119 Vote	We Want to Vomit
8	8 Vote	Couple Finds Safe Full of Sex, Fuzz, and Puppet Jizz
34	34 Vote	Thin Mint Ice Cream That's Also Booze!
70	70 Vote	Bernie Sanders Taunts Us With Poo Particles
40	40 Vote	Khloe Kardashian Gives Birth to First Lady
4	4 Vote	Sexually Deprived Male Fruit Flies More Likely to Bomb the US
16	16 Vote	Kim Kardashian Deserves the Nobel Peace Prize
53	53 Vote	Amazon Now Lets You Live Underwater
62	62 Vote	Opinion: Smells Like Farts
7	7 Vote	Mom Seeks to Revoke California's Ability to Use Thor's Hammer
9	9 Vote	Adam Warlock Almost Made the Soundtrack for Your Meat
5	5 Vote	Parents Do Not Exist
9	9 Vote	Blake Lively Is Officially BFFs With the Singularity
50	50 Vote	Three Cops Busted Having Sex With Hillary Clinton
5	5 Vote	9 Awful Things You Didn't Know You Needed
4	4 Vote	The Howler Monkeys All Loved Glenn Beck

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