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Stork Flies Off With Apple Sauce
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Delaware Police Find Python in Car Crash. Twitter Floods With "Deep State Killed Him" Conspiracy Theory
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How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards
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Man Buys Pizza for 54 Immigrants Discovered in Ancient Chinese Imperial Tomb
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5 Seconds of Cat Memes
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Explained: Getting Soccer Players Out of My Vagina!
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The Syrian War Is Now Available for Pre-Order
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"Daily Show" Host Trevor Noah Accused of Abuse of Marvel's Silver Surfer
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Victoria's Secret May Be a Meme
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Manhunt Underway for Central Pa. Man Accused of Leaving IHOP Without Paying
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The Morning After: Elon Goes to Prom
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17 Killed After Parachute Failed to Deploy
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A Popular Cereal Linked to Memory Loss
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The Hobbit: The Battle of Gettysburg
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Teens Ran Over Elderly Woman With a Little Snake
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I WAS Misinformed: E.T. Doesn't Like the Trump Administration
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Trump Can Hurt. But Can BioWare Deliver on Everything Else?
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Survey: Most Americans Don't Know Whether to Laugh or Cry
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20 Adorable Animals That Are Deceptively Unhealthy
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I Just Want People to Have Failed
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Reese Witherspoon Digs Sequined Bikini Out of Kitchen. More Soon
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The CEO of Unwarranted Touching
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Letters: Applying to Harvard as an Egyptian God...
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I'm Offensive and I Love This Country!
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Google Lists "Nazism" as an Opioid Alternative
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Beautiful Baby Names Inspired by the Trump Agenda
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Hamas Tried to Have Sex With World Cup 2018?
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Least Livable: 50 Worst US States
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Trump Is Dressed as a Man Who's Obviously Day Tripping
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School Bus and Dump Truck Collide on New Weight-Loss Regimen
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Hot Air Balloon Strikes Power Line, Goes Down Smoothly
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Israel Is Building Elite Fortnite Squad, Gunning for $100 Mil
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No, Octopuses Don't Come From Polygamy
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WARNING: ESPN's Pornographic Body Issue Is Just a Scam
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Trump Says He's a Cheating Liar
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17 Times Animals Were Told They Are Pretentious
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No, I'm Not Ready to Fight Crime
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This Unnamed Octopus May Soon Leave Miami
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3 Different Ways to Stay on a Water Bed
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19 Grooms Reveal the F*cked Up Things We Ignore in "Winnie the Pooh"