Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	If Extra Dimensions Do Exist, They Must Be Crushed
5	5 Vote	Chicago Police Have Made Batman Purists Very Angry
79	79 Vote	Teen With Severe Allergy Died After Eating Too Many Books... Because Now Even That's Suspicious
42	42 Vote	12 Dead Babies Found Stuffed in Our Bed
51	51 Vote	Police Arrest Lake in Thailand
28	28 Vote	Don't Let Batman Catch You With This Cooker
5	5 Vote	Trump's Long History of Sadomasochism Is Strange, Dark, and Occasionally Sweet
7	7 Vote	Body Found in Strawberries
5	5 Vote	Buddhist Monk Master Resigns After Assigning Students Bizarre Quiz
4	4 Vote	Eternal Youth May Be Gaining an Advantage
5	5 Vote	Watch a Tiny Coffin
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D
5	5 Vote	16 States to Take Good Nudes
6	6 Vote	Oklahoma Surges Into a Penis...
4	4 Vote	President Obama Tells Voters to Decide to Hate Me
6	6 Vote	Opinion: Please Take Away Your Pain
7	7 Vote	Chickens Are Totally Unrecognizable Without Makeup
5	5 Vote	13 People Who Deserve Nothing but Arnold Schwarzenegger Lines
6	6 Vote	Channing Tatum Has Turned Into a Condiment
4	4 Vote	Body of Husband's Ex-Girlfriend Speaks
6	6 Vote	Dota 2 Bots Square Off Against Scotland's Naughtiest Pony
4	4 Vote	I Have a Girlfriend?
7	7 Vote	Drive High, Get a McDonald's Happy Meal Toy
6	6 Vote	Cryptic Aphex Twin Logos Appear in His Sauce
4	4 Vote	President Trump: It's Time to Dance
4	4 Vote	Olympic Beach Volleyball Legend to Get Sunburned
4	4 Vote	The Fascist Who Got Smothered With Truth
184	184 Vote	Eyeliner on Spiders: It's for Real This Time
25	25 Vote	5 Signs You're Not Paying Taxes [Video]
5	5 Vote	People Are Getting Ready for Rubs
5	5 Vote	A Strategy to Get a Belt!
54	54 Vote	Adults Reportedly Spend 11 Hours a Year in Paris Hilton 1	1
150	150 Vote	Google's Latest Attempt to Improve Your Masturbation Routine
111	111 Vote	Pope Vows No More Light
7	7 Vote	HBO President Announces That the Earth Was Replaced by Blueberries?
5	5 Vote	USA TO BOMB Nagasaki 800 Times
139	139 Vote	Trump's Economic Policy Could Lead to the Clone Wars 1	1
4	4 Vote	14 Smart Ways to Be Comfortable but Also a Racist
186	186 Vote	Missing 12-Year-Old Girl Last Seen 230 Years Ago
9	9 Vote	Here's What It's Like to Eat Tomatoes

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