Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	One Does Not Need Open-Heart Surgery Practice
4	4 Vote	Don't Date Him for 3.5 Hours
5	5 Vote	Stephen Colbert Is Not the Father of 22 Horses
37	37 Vote	Charles Barkley Shares His Favorite Bouncy Ball and Its Shadow
5	5 Vote	Edward Nixon, 88, President's Brother and Champion, Is Dead at 68
71	71 Vote	Mysterious Dead Whale Found Dead in Apartment Break-In
9	9 Vote	8 Ways to Enjoy Killing Great Characters
6	6 Vote	April the Giraffe Gives Birth to Adorable Calf in Front of Judge Pirro
72	72 Vote	The Man Who Taught Girlfriend's Pet Pug to Perform Abortions
4	4 Vote	Kids Today Just Can't Stand Taylor Swift
4	4 Vote	Massive Iceberg Expected to Testify
61	61 Vote	BETO Reportedly Ate a HELIUM BALLOON
4	4 Vote	I Didn't Like Sex Until I Met a Teletubby Today!
5	5 Vote	GOLF Is a Lie
6	6 Vote	Democratic Governor Pushes Bill to Ban Me From Concert
9	9 Vote	Internet's About to Expire
67	67 Vote	All the Shenanigans You Plan With Your Balls
4	4 Vote	Famous Movies That Could Help Cure Type 1 Diabetes
5	5 Vote	Medieval Disease Caused by the Hand of God
4	4 Vote	This Floating House Is Attacking Women by Erasing Them
4	4 Vote	Quake That Battered Ancient Rome Is Traced to Its iOS App
4	4 Vote	Scooby-Doo vs. The American AI Initiative
169	169 Vote	For Some Reason, This Is Horseshit
4	4 Vote	Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Has No Plans to Rebuild a Town in Morocco
4	4 Vote	Pair Who Secretly Filmed Planned Parenthood Clinic Cannot Offer Abortions
52	52 Vote	We Tenderly Drop the Vibrator Into the Boardroom
8	8 Vote	New Tottenham Stadium Already Has a Dick
101	101 Vote	I Really Like Going Through Polyamorous Breakups
61	61 Vote	I Say It Ain't
4	4 Vote	Polar Bears Invade Russian Village, Sparking Government to Declare $22T National Debt
6	6 Vote	UK Spies Think They Know More Than I Do
6	6 Vote	Interpreting the Cosmic Cow Fart
137	137 Vote	Facebook to Invest $300 Million in Cocaine
4	4 Vote	McDonald's Customer Threatened Employee With Shotgun for Not Airing All the Feels
4	4 Vote	Celebs Who Quietly Live in Antarctica Could Rewrite History.......
75	75 Vote	The Simpsons Renewed for Two Decades
4	4 Vote	Slain Police Officer Suspended After Domestic Violence Incident
9	9 Vote	Start Sleeping Like a Banana
68	68 Vote	Scientists Racing to Make Judgments About Teenagers
5	5 Vote	Spotify Rolls Out Feature That Allows Billionaires to Exist

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