smooshthestate

Voted Headlines
79
Vote
Dallas Man Pushes Some Buttons
50
Vote
Kendall Jenner Is a "Very Serious Data Breach"
69
Vote
The Memory of Satoru Iwata Might Live on in a String Thong Bikini: Pics
19
Vote
The NFL Doesn't Know How to Hide Secret Server
4
Vote
Landlord Boots Teen Who Lost His Hat
5
Vote
Nick Jonas Is Having a Root Canal
5
Vote
Mulligan the Three-Legged Golden Retriever Puppy Is Born With Green Fur
4
Vote
Sports of the West Antarctic
5
Vote
John McCain Has to Stop, Guys
8
Vote
Hexes vs. Prayers: Christians and Muslims Do Not Deserve Hugh Jackman
8
Vote
Makeup Artist Transforms Her Eyelids Into a Pair of Shoes
6
Vote
"Winnie the Pooh" Is Being Investigated as Terrorism
4
Vote
The First Man to Crawl Onto the Back of Your CPU
7
Vote
Bob Dylan Will Finally Get a Dog Instead
5
Vote
My Reaction When There Is a Badly Drawn Bard
8
Vote
You Can Listen to a Ceiling
4
Vote
Me When I Joined 9gag: 9gagers Are Not Sandwiches
4
Vote
The Twitter App Is a Fraud
6
Vote
This Dog Was Fired for Free ($875 Value)
192
Vote
2 Relaxing Minutes of Nutshots
6
Vote
How Sexism Is Literally Melting
6
Vote
There's Still No Penis
5
Vote
I Took Charge of the Sun
6
Vote
You'll Soon Be Able to Nuke US Mainland
5
Vote
18 Things You'll Never Hear Said in the Cosmos
4
Vote
Hero Dogs Who Helped Make Him a "Monster"
9
Vote
Making Love Has Never Been Politically Correct
6
Vote
Farage "Doubtful" About Report That FBI Wants to Be a Real-Life Jurassic Park Original Scene
22
Vote
Yoko Ono Could Get Even Worse Than Thought, Study Says
7
Vote
People Are Dead or Alive?
4
Vote
Mattis: Nothing Keeps Me Alive
228
Vote
British PM: We Will No Longer Use Sex to Procreate
9
Vote
People Are Getting Worse
6
Vote
I Don't Want to Battle You!
6
Vote
Adam Savage's One Day Builds: A Better Boner
4
Vote
Sen. Warren Is Right: The Wells Fargo Directors All Should Be Paired With Champagne Not Red Wine
10
Vote
Man Tries Not to Suck
60
Vote
US Navy Sailors Have Been Targeted by the Devil
96
Vote
Microsoft Has a Hankering for White Supremacists
6
Vote
I Live in THE Bucket