Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
359	359 Vote	Google Chrome May Soon Regenerate Damaged Body Parts Like Salamanders 1	1
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
250	250 Vote	Map: Is Your Coffee Drugged? Yes. With Coffee 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
206	206 Vote	Judge Finds Cop NOT GUILTY of Being a Douche 1	1
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
488	488 Vote	Somebody Help Me, I Beg You
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
491	491 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO 1	1
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
426	426 Vote	Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles 2	2
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
294	294 Vote	Gas Powered Games Now Available, Predictably Annoying to Download 1	1
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2
413	413 Vote	Your Grandma Might Have Lied About Having CS Degree 3	3
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19
289	289 Vote	"Asswipe," Replied Yahoo's Server. That's When I Knew Exactly How She Felt 3	3
287	287 Vote	Hey Google, I Have 50 Dollars 1	1
467	467 Vote	Let's Build a House for $5 6	6

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