Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
323	323 Vote	Dear Mr. Putin: How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare You? How Dare YOU?!? 1	1
121	121 Vote	Man Gets 22 Years for Tumblr Joke
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
287	287 Vote	Autism Linked to Autism 5	5
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
778	778 Vote	Why Is Google Evil? I Don't Know, Lemme Google It 1	1
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
191	191 Vote	Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance" 1	1
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
199	199 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
260	260 Vote	Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
400	400 Vote	I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music 2	2
226	226 Vote	All Republicans Want to Fuck Me 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5