Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
383	383 Vote	Superman and Batman Have Their Baby 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
126	126 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
230	230 Vote	Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement" 2	2
610	610 Vote	Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See 2	2
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
125	125 Vote	Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
328	328 Vote	Martin Luther King Jr. Had an AMAZING Plan to Destroy Earth 1	1
211	211 Vote	Here's a Dog That Looks Like a Cell Phone
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
234	234 Vote	What It's Like to Read Interspecies Erotica 2	2
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1
173	173 Vote	We're Playing Halo for 24 Hours Straight on Behalf of Morons
225	225 Vote	101 Things Older Than 55 Seconds
209	209 Vote	Nutella Maker Shuts Down Israeli Government
217	217 Vote	NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds 1	1
321	321 Vote	Why Shitty Journalism Is So Terrible
232	232 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to the Kardashians 1	1
200	200 Vote	Lindsay Lohan Increases Entropy of Universe, Checks Into Rehab for Throwing a Guantanamo-Themed Coachella Party
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
682	682 Vote	Sonic Is in Labor 4	4
501	501 Vote	Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk 4	4
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2