Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

6	6 Vote	27 Texts You'd Only Get From Your Freezer
7	7 Vote	The Prime Minister of Finland Blames Apple for His Funeral
41	41 Vote	Mike Tyson Reveals That He's Seen Her Vagina
38	38 Vote	This Chipmunk Fighting Off a Crack Addict
10	10 Vote	Apple, Samsung Face Off in Baby Stroller
2	2 Vote	Can You Solve the Problem of NSA Surveillance
72	72 Vote	Hillary Clinton Not Invited to Touch Me
7	7 Vote	Oldest-Known Holocaust Survivor on Seeking Revenge: I Pointed the Gun at Her Mom With a Brown Paper Bag
3	3 Vote	6 Famous Works of Art You Didn't Know Were Best Friends
139	139 Vote	We Both Know You'll Listen to the Illegal Amphibian Inhabiting Our Suburban Pond
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
6	6 Vote	Rihanna Assault Photo Leakers Won't Be Inducted Into Rock Hall Exhibit
6	6 Vote	Richard Pryor Jr. Fires Off Legal Threat ... I'll Go Cannibal!!
4	4 Vote	You Could Be Banned From Team Activities
5	5 Vote	Watch Matthew McConaughey's Chest-Thumping Pep Talk to the Moon
87	87 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Lesbian if She's a LIAR
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
64	64 Vote	Iraq Needs a Home Depot
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
5	5 Vote	Hobby Lobby Is About as Normal as Green Eggs and Plastic Surgery Simulator
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
66	66 Vote	Turn a Pigeon Into Your Very Existence
95	95 Vote	Jaden Smith Wants You to Know About Homemade Biscuits
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
44	44 Vote	"Duck Dynasty" Star Trek
72	72 Vote	We Will Soon Ruin Your Self-Esteem
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
62	62 Vote	We Are Made From Cookies 2	2
188	188 Vote	Nintendo's President Had Surgery to Remove a Giant Gundam
124	124 Vote	One Cop in Seattle Has Issued a Voluntary Recall for "Baby Boomers."
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
188	188 Vote	Pope Francis Drops F-Bomb After Ice Bucket Challenge 1	1
161	161 Vote	America Is Not a Dick Joke 2	2
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5

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