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Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
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McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep
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Now I Remember Why I Created Comic Sans
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Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated
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Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman
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Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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To Do: Go to Hell
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The Deadly Side of Mom
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Fuck the Pope Hates You
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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Scandal: Politician Goes to Work
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*GRAPHIC* Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences
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There's So Much Ass
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NASA Plans to Send Poison-Laced Letter to Nerds
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Oh God, This Fucking Pencil
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Sonic Is in Labor
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McDonald's to Employees: Give Back Our Stock or You'll Die
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Prepare to Be Prepared
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Anthony Weiner Claims He Was Fired for Being the Antichrist
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Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit
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Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini
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Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool
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Oh Great, Now I'm Dead
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted
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Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters