Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

248	248 Vote	14 Cats Who Are Complete Bastards
138	138 Vote	Ladies and Gentleman, the Real Meaning of Christmas Is Garbage 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama to Visit You?
8	8 Vote	Japanese Screen Legend Passes Away at 60 Minutes
141	141 Vote	Here's How to Fall for Totally Bullshit Facts
76	76 Vote	Strawberry White Chocolate Must Be Stopped
212	212 Vote	UPDATED: Ozzy Osbourne Is Rapidly Dissolving
139	139 Vote	Amy Schumer Takes a Stand, Declares "Terrorists Are Bad." 1	1
167	167 Vote	Michelle Obama Made a Rap About Going Gluten Free and It's Pretty Damn Hard
20	20 Vote	Saudi Arabia Ramps Up War on Christmas, Seize Nativity Scene
63	63 Vote	Someone Made Wolverine's Claws but With More Jesus
46	46 Vote	Staff Picks: A Book About Teenagers Killing Each Other
148	148 Vote	Vladimir Putin Looks Like a Spider
75	75 Vote	Spain Is on Fire
142	142 Vote	Canadians, Please Come Pick Up Thor's Hammer 2	2
212	212 Vote	I Am Turning Into a Car: Report Reveals
252	252 Vote	Get the Fuck Up? 1	1
127	127 Vote	GREECE IS DOWN TO $69
116	116 Vote	Why Apple Clearly Thinks You're Stupid Shit
2	2 Vote	Are You Unhappy With Your Kids?
2	2 Vote	5 Terrifying Ways to Eat Chocolate Chip
8	8 Vote	Walter Dean Myers Dies at 65 Million
320	320 Vote	Facebook Notification: You Are a Terrible Friend 1	1
375	375 Vote	Yes... Yes... I Am Death 1	1
245	245 Vote	Sesame Street Made a Music Video and Be Prepared to Learn the "Everybody Knows Shit Fuck" Dance 2	2
335	335 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Permanently Frozen for Future Crimes
495	495 Vote	Should You Live? Take Our Quiz
99	99 Vote	Police Kill Man Who Was Able to Breathe Underwater Without Oxygen Tanks
9	9 Vote	This Six-Year-Old Is Basically Like Dropping LSD
81	81 Vote	Yep, We Just Got Canceled
211	211 Vote	Russia Announces Plan to Get Laid
126	126 Vote	Obama to Bomb U.S. Embassy, Citizens
8	8 Vote	There Is No Fun Anymore
40	40 Vote	I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline 1	1
84	84 Vote	I'm Seriously Considering Banning Elmo From My Boobs
167	167 Vote	Dipshit Writes Law Barring Gays From Playing in the Dust Storms
53	53 Vote	French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us 1	1
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
145	145 Vote	Kids Want to Be Crushed
35	35 Vote	93 Hours In, I'm Still Gonna Need That Tank