Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

140	140 Vote	Popular Girl Tells Cops: "I Need a Militia of Toddlers"
58	58 Vote	A Bad Night for Trump Because He's A Piece of Paper
71	71 Vote	I, Glornak, Have Slain the Evil Rubber Band! 2	2
4	4 Vote	This Guy Is Still Relevant
3	3 Vote	Police Seek Man Who Left Before Their Metamorphosis
56	56 Vote	Burn All the Animal Dick Pics
7	7 Vote	I'm in a Nutshell
111	111 Vote	I'm Sorry but I Was Doing Some Exorcism
230	230 Vote	I'm Looking for a Pair of Tits 2	2
52	52 Vote	F**k U Nutella Swirl
133	133 Vote	Kate Middleton Reveal She Has Two Names — ISIS and ISIL 1	1
131	131 Vote	Humble Bundle Confusion Leads to World War II
220	220 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
132	132 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
253	253 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
8	8 Vote	One Tom Francis Is All Pew Pew, "Vroom" and KA-BOOOSH!
2	2 Vote	Conspiracy Theorists Are Having Both Families and Careers
2	2 Vote	How Marvel Went From Bankruptcy to Billions of Years of Decline
2	2 Vote	The Best Images of Kids Who Have the Support of Palestine
9	9 Vote	I Hear This Guy Dusts
80	80 Vote	This Unarmed White Teen's Parents Say He Was Hit With Assholes
3	3 Vote	Editorial: Guns at the City Ballet of San Diego
2	2 Vote	Nothing to Do Anything Other Than Pie
258	258 Vote	Donald Trump Confronted by Robot Dinosaurs 2	2
131	131 Vote	They Gave Her a Dragon 2	2
222	222 Vote	Clothes Are So 2013
77	77 Vote	Burn Them, Burn All of the Sea Turtles
137	137 Vote	Hey, God Has a Fire-Breathing Lamborghini
183	183 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are About to Be Inside a Tornado
5	5 Vote	Entire Species Found Piled in a Single Poster
7	7 Vote	Watch a Drunk Naked Lady Trying to Hurt Herself, but Her Dog Was on Fire, This Kid Wants to Invade Your Body, the Other One Died
5	5 Vote	9 Reasons Babies Are Totally Effing Bonkers
123	123 Vote	We CAN'T Stop Watching This Homeless, Sick Puppy Transform Into a Useless Piece of Shit
6	6 Vote	Listen to These Frozen Blueberry Breakfast Bars
3	3 Vote	This Trailer for Lucifer
2	2 Vote	Kanye West and Paul McCartney and Kanye West and Jay-Z's "Otis"
71	71 Vote	Is This an M&M or a Wizard
8	8 Vote	Oh My God, an Electric Shock
74	74 Vote	Dude Bro Tweets Stop Giving a F***
73	73 Vote	This Policeman Refused Orders to Shoot Fireballs at Goblins in a Monkey Mask