Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Star Trek: Deep Space Tourism
4	4 Vote	First Look at Boxes. Yep, Boxes
308	308 Vote	Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Attacks Great White Shark Tank's 1	1
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
7	7 Vote	Dog Dies After Battling Cancer Patient
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
123	123 Vote	There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Whole Bag of Peanuts
176	176 Vote	The Internet Is Getting Stronger
5	5 Vote	Afghanistan in the Balls
425	425 Vote	Family Very Upset to Find Waldo
77	77 Vote	11 More Terrifyingly Violent Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking 1	1
102	102 Vote	Obama Takes a Shit 2	2
132	132 Vote	Dallas Police Chief Temporarily Steps Down, Says He Doesn't Know What That Means
296	296 Vote	Watch a Bald Eagle Crash Into a Dumbass
10	10 Vote	If You Think You Exist
215	215 Vote	Some Etsy Sellers Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
105	105 Vote	Reminder: Send Us Your Children
105	105 Vote	Teens Are Making That Hissing Sound Again 1	1
9	9 Vote	21 Reasons It's Awesome to Exist
3	3 Vote	Can We Use MORE Green Energy? WHAT?
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
414	414 Vote	In Space, No One Cares Anymore
109	109 Vote	Update: 12 Dead in Vancouver ...Temporarily
5	5 Vote	British Army Ends Operation in Northern Los Angeles Coffee Shop
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
9	9 Vote	Saturday Night Social: Happy Birthday, You Slut. Now Die
414	414 Vote	Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue. I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Disappointed 1	1
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
177	177 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Killed 13 People at Your Super Bowl XLV
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
297	297 Vote	So I Woke Up in Flames 2	2
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
334	334 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational 1	1
190	190 Vote	Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to Death, Left With Note Saying Go Back to Your Country, You Terrorist
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2