Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

53	53 Vote	Santa Needs a Job?
197	197 Vote	Attempt Number 6. Still Trying to Escape Hell
185	185 Vote	Library of Congress Announces It Will Destroy Illinois 1	1
52	52 Vote	Scientists Find the Most Comfortable but Stylish Jeans
100	100 Vote	Donald Trump Says He's Having "Worst" Time of Menopause
78	78 Vote	A Female-Founded Startup Is Launching a Debit Card That Lets You Force Your Doggo to Wear a Scarf
80	80 Vote	We Must Try to Scare the Child Into Silence
7	7 Vote	I Want to Cry
108	108 Vote	I Didn't F**king Know That Language Matters
66	66 Vote	How to Eat Like an Uber Driver's Wife
6	6 Vote	I'll Just Sip a Little Powerful Shot
5	5 Vote	What the Hell Built That Door? Who?
48	48 Vote	Remove Gum From Clothing With Some Marsupials 1	1
8	8 Vote	LeBron, Kyrie and the Cursed Child 1	1
10	10 Vote	I Fought in an Elf Costume
8	8 Vote	3 Female Suicide Bombers BLOW
7	7 Vote	Hillary Clinton Should Be Postponed
77	77 Vote	I Dub Thee, Katie, Queen of the International Space Station
9	9 Vote	Domino's Newest Menu Item Is Scary
6	6 Vote	Legal Experts Say "Cheese!"
151	151 Vote	Most Important Thing Is How I Feel Offended by This 2	2
145	145 Vote	Obama: I Was So Hardcore in the 90s
140	140 Vote	Congrats on Your Nonexistent Baby Goat 1	1
147	147 Vote	A Game of Thrones Porn App That Lets You Be Eddie Murphy
3	3 Vote	Mommyish Poll: Would You Really Want to Play Borderlands at Gearbox This Friday?
8	8 Vote	You Can Now Pre-Order the New Zealand Prime Minister
7	7 Vote	Great, Now Even North Korea
44	44 Vote	"Power Rangers" Reboot Is Testing 8 Young Actors Who Seriously Regret Turning Down Fifty Shades
4	4 Vote	Bruce Jenner Releases First Single
7	7 Vote	Drew Brees Does Push Ups in Jail ... Again
48	48 Vote	Ex-Affleck Nanny Reportedly Seeking Employment as The Green M&M
2	2 Vote	10 Nightmarish Health and Safety Features
133	133 Vote	Grandparents Are the Villains
174	174 Vote	First Same-Sex Marriage Will Be on PS4 Too (If Sony Says Yes)
3	3 Vote	This Powerhouse Poem Defines Beauty From the Chinese Stock Market to Your High School (According to Movies)
4	4 Vote	I'm Exhausted From These Jokes by the United States, Dick Cheney
122	122 Vote	Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives
4	4 Vote	Microsoft Made a Tiny Green Frog on Your Birth Month?
6	6 Vote	Jessie J Belts Out "Bang Bang" With Her Thighs in Less Than 10 Seconds
6	6 Vote	Sheldon Cooper Is a Wound That Won't Heal

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