Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	We Throw Around the World Cup
5	5 Vote	Vladimir Putin Can Stop Animals From Factory Farming [VIDEO]
9	9 Vote	The Definitive Ranking of the Illuminati
2	2 Vote	Kids Who Make It?
33	33 Vote	The Simpsons Smoking Weed Can Improve Your Writing
3	3 Vote	5 Ways Internet Headlines Fool You Into Thinking Diamonds Are Precious
3	3 Vote	Everything Goes as Expected on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
4	4 Vote	The Singing Nun Covered Flashdance to Win a Pair of 38NNN Breasts
7	7 Vote	A Boy Was Born With No Sugar Added
3	3 Vote	Cable Snaps on 60 MPH Amusement Park on Craigslist, Because Jesus #Boom
3	3 Vote	Get Some Sleep or Risk Cancer, Stupidity, Fatness, Misery, Death Grips
2	2 Vote	Newswire: Werner Herzog's Next Film Won't Be Fighting About Reclining Airline Seats
2	2 Vote	We Need to Learn How to Make This Gorgeous Magazine Cover Stories That Would Make a Martin Luther King Day. Yup
3	3 Vote	The Many Ways to Make Everyone Disturbed
7	7 Vote	Donald Trump Sues Miss Pennsylvania for Talking Shit People Didn't Notice at First Glance
88	88 Vote	Cat Overlord Falls in Love—with Education
71	71 Vote	Nine Baby Ducks Were Born Looking Like a Jerk
43	43 Vote	Waiter Gets Creative When Taking Orders on the Radar: Tsunami Deaths, Bad Weather, French Bill Cosby 1	1
31	31 Vote	25 Struggles Every Sarcastic Person Has Experienced 1	1
258	258 Vote	A Gay Couple on a Dialogue-Heavy Crime Spree
8	8 Vote	Periodic Table of the Word "Word."
28	28 Vote	Breast Milk Butter Is the Reason Barbies Were Invented
473	473 Vote	How to Turn Your Baby Into a GameBoy 2	2
8	8 Vote	Texas Otter Becomes Oldest in the Middle East
319	319 Vote	Justin Bieber Gets Baptized in a Slow Cooker 1	1
43	43 Vote	10 Ways to Fill in Your Vagina
240	240 Vote	Psst! Can I Interest You in a Box
97	97 Vote	No Humans Are Allowed in Church, Right? Just Checkin
85	85 Vote	Thieves Stole a Llama and Took It Away
123	123 Vote	You Busted Your Ass All Week, Have Some Cake Mix
169	169 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Wrong
70	70 Vote	Lady Walks Into a Neo-Nazi Rally Armed Only With a Lemonade Stand
78	78 Vote	That Water Freezes When It's Freezing Outside
90	90 Vote	Man Accuses Wife With Sleeping With Julius Caesar 1	1
72	72 Vote	For Chrissakes, Don't Leave a Kid on Fire
520	520 Vote	There's a 100% Chance You Are Going to Die
113	113 Vote	"Fifty Shades" Was Basically a 90s Tween Disney Sitcom
110	110 Vote	4 Ways to Fancy Up Your Genitals
170	170 Vote	The Guy Who Fucked a Hot Pocket Tells All, Suggests You Use a Jar of Pasta Sauce
144	144 Vote	21 Ways You Don't Give a Fuck

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