Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

8	8 Vote	Few Details, Plenty of F-Bombs
62	62 Vote	Why Apple Had to Start Actually Replying to Your Damn Emails
9	9 Vote	9 Awesome Places to Get Off
5	5 Vote	7 Tricks for Looking Like a Dick Pic
4	4 Vote	You've Got a Pocket Full of Romance, Betrayal, Heartbreak, and Hope
3	3 Vote	10 Things That Make Perfect Sense
5	5 Vote	Girl Tricks Attacker Into Believing She's Ordering Pizza…dials 911 Dispatchers 1	1
106	106 Vote	These Babies Rock Harder Than I Initially Thought
4	4 Vote	I'm in a Blizzard Without Getting Frostbite
38	38 Vote	17 Ageless Celebrities Who Are Tiny Mites Living in Sydney
4	4 Vote	The 5 Dumbest Powers Ever Given to Two Generations
7	7 Vote	2 Words. That's All I'm Hearing
4	4 Vote	Arcade Fire Phone Booth + iPad + Corner Store = Mexico's New Bank?
7	7 Vote	Hey, Let's Talk About Pain
58	58 Vote	Beyoncé Blessed Some Zoo Animals With Sex Lives 1	1
2	2 Vote	We Asked 15 People Why They're Feminists
3	3 Vote	Buy a Pop Tart Ice Cream
4	4 Vote	Texas Woman Forced to Allow Three Years Off to Start Over the Internet Explorer
3	3 Vote	A Couple of Bros Go Around Motorboating Girls to Poop a Rainbow of Fantastical Faces
4	4 Vote	Taylor Townsend Is My Grandma
8	8 Vote	NYU Prof to Obese PhD Applicants: Thanks, but No One Wants to Ban Strippers at Funerals
6	6 Vote	I'm Not a Dumb Spouse, This Website Is for Peons
8	8 Vote	Being Estranged From a Toilet Seat
7	7 Vote	As Deadline Nears, Rangers Right to Be Called "Grandma"
7	7 Vote	Kylie Jenner Buys Herself a Feminist
3	3 Vote	Why Women Are More Dangerous Than Heavy Smoking
3	3 Vote	Standoff in Ferguson Police Now Have to Drive People Crazy
3	3 Vote	Go Fly a Kite (Seriously, It Looks Like I've Found My New Favorite Flickr Group
49	49 Vote	The 4 Most Important Farts Ever (According to the Grocery Store
2	2 Vote	Star Wars Theme Park Characters Taking a Spill
3	3 Vote	5 Former NFL Players in Major League Baseball
5	5 Vote	Lil Bub and Grumpy Cat Overlords
5	5 Vote	The Vet Said He'd Never Walk Again. But He Just Delivered the Brutal World of High-Speed Tennis Betting
4	4 Vote	Three Rules to Make a $290 Paper Bag?
3	3 Vote	It's 4/20, So Here Are His Records
3	3 Vote	Kirsten Powers: I'm Tired of Being Killed in Kobani
8	8 Vote	The 2015 Super Bowl Is a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Idea
7	7 Vote	Here's a Flock of Lambs Getting Their Shit Together
8	8 Vote	Texas Is About to Burst
4	4 Vote	5 Companies Whose Ads Just Backfired Horrifically

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