Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

58	58 Vote	Most Politicians Are Secretly the Hair Flip Emoji
57	57 Vote	Stephen Colbert Says Good-Bye to His Giant Hands and His Later-Life Interest in Metal Objects
4	4 Vote	Bob Dylan's Tomorrow Is a Goddamn Drink
9	9 Vote	The Harsh Alien World Where Humanity Loses the Ability to Sleep Tight
5	5 Vote	We Found Bambi and She Totally Messed Up Cable Orders
114	114 Vote	Adorable Fawn Is Addicted to Being Given Antipsychotic Drugs
5	5 Vote	UPDATE: Japanese Teens Are Flaky as Funk
20	20 Vote	Nina Agdal Should Just Eat Some Damn Cupcakes
9	9 Vote	Parents Learn About "Fornication"
9	9 Vote	Kimye Are Going to Prison
7	7 Vote	McDonald's Is Having Another Baby Bath
6	6 Vote	Drew Barrymore's Daughter Olive on the Rise and Fall of Lisa Frank
5	5 Vote	Portrait of a Shirtless Abercrombie Store Greeter
6	6 Vote	The 4 Most Cold-Blooded Things Ever Done on Purpose
7	7 Vote	How Do You Respond When Hollywood Producers Try to Cut Jesus From Your Daughter
55	55 Vote	Rosie O'Donnell -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants
6	6 Vote	25 Swoon-Worthy Hunks You Wish Would Just Get a "Real Job"
226	226 Vote	Obama Is "Taking a Nap" While Iraq Burns
41	41 Vote	Tiger Woods Looks Super Athletic in His Return to "The Fappening"
6	6 Vote	This Two-Legged Dog Running Into the Ocean and Swimming to Freedom
4	4 Vote	When Your Dad Is Letting Kids Make Themselves
5	5 Vote	Titanic II Unveiling Opens With My Heart Will Sink, but It's Those Dang Tiny Arms! Hilarious
109	109 Vote	Damn It Feels Good to Be Forever Alone
8	8 Vote	Unarmed Man Shot by Women Everywhere
4	4 Vote	I'm Worth a Million Bucks
5	5 Vote	Kanye Apparently Shot an Unarmed Teen Assassin
6	6 Vote	Google Just Released a REAL Live Porn Star Wars
9	9 Vote	Can You REALLY Not Give a Fuck About It?
8	8 Vote	It's Probably Time to Stop Watching This Whale Explode
27	27 Vote	Watch Paul Walker's Death
5	5 Vote	Robin Thicke Caught Grabbing College Girl's Butt Stuff
86	86 Vote	HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico 2	2
7	7 Vote	Not Again: Comcast Changes Customer Name to A**hole Brown
9	9 Vote	Your Weird Dreams of Eating a Snake
57	57 Vote	Watch These Feisty Penguins Get Into Harvard?
43	43 Vote	5 Reasons You Should Almost Burn Your Cabbage
80	80 Vote	How to Turn Your Tits Into Hidey-Boobs
8	8 Vote	Hell Is This a Dick or What?
9	9 Vote	Muppets With Human Sperm
38	38 Vote	Beyonce Is Getting Slammed by Both Russian and EU Sanctions

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