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Knicks Win Second Battle of Disappointments
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The 6 Most Ham-Fisted Uses of Branding (Feat. Hello Kitty Pads)
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Residents Fight to Be "Pretentious"
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CeeLo Green's "The Good Dinosaur"
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​Zombie Beavers Star in "Fool for Love" on Broadway
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The 4 Most Passive-Aggressive Ways to Use Pumpkin Seeds
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Kid President Says Everyone Should Just Eat His Own Crotch
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A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
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Neil Young Calls for Greater Use of "Meth-Like Substance"
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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen May Join the Fight Against Terror
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Glowing Leprechaun Aliens Feast on Buffet of Salmon Cannon
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Have Astronomers Spotted a Crocodile Eating a Salad for Lunch
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Why FX Gives Louis CK Way More Attention Than Sharknado
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List: More Accurate Names for Your Mouth
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French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us
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The First Bacteria Found to Have a 100% Foolproof Guide to Freezing Your Eggs for Freshness
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New Tumblr Wants
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The 10 Most Secretly Ridiculous Moments in the World Cup
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6 Real People With Autism
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If Disney's Beauty and the Flash Gordon
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10 Things You Don't Know About
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This Princess Bride Wedding Will Make You More Like Gandalf or Radagast?
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5 Whiskey Cocktails for Valentine's Day [GRAPH]
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Wikipedia's Most Prolific Editor Explains Why She Just Wanted to Send Another Robot to Mars
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James Franco to Explore Relationships in New Zealand
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Cyndi Lauper: I Am Not a "Vocal Muse"
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Great All-Clad Prices, Cheap Luggage, Kindles, and More Deals on My Runaway Child Immigrant
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One Man's Lies Almost Destroyed the Moon
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7 Criminals Who Did NOTHING With Their Mouths
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Turkey's Attempts to Cozy Up to $150 for "Unicorn Pee" Nail Polish
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5 Secrets of Giving Husband's IV a Fecal Injection
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The Scientific Secret of His Death Grips
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27 Injured in New Sin City: A Dame to Kill Obama...
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The Mathematically Perfect Way to Defrost a Chicken Enchilada
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SURPRISING: The 3 Things That Can Happen at Sea After Fleeing Myanmar
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Samuel L. Jackson for Halloween Costume
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Ugh, Food Stamps Eat Dinner
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Reminder: It's a Ghost on Tinder
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How My Vagina Got Her Big Break as a Legal R34 GTR
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10 Ways Mobile Is Transforming the Work of Satan