Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
175	175 Vote	How to Masturbate In Public 1	1
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
204	204 Vote	Bill Nye the Science of Partying
160	160 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Song "Poor Decisions"
81	81 Vote	Matt Smith Offers His Own Penis While High on Mephedrone
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
212	212 Vote	Free the Weed Fairy 1	1
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
201	201 Vote	A 1/109 Scale Model of the Uncontrollable Boner
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
310	310 Vote	31 Ways to Continue to Exist
291	291 Vote	Here's Every Single Penis in the UK
295	295 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Mean
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
67	67 Vote	This Video Perfectly Illustrates the Dangers of Sexually Transmitted Demons
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
138	138 Vote	The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
176	176 Vote	The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts 2	2
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
2	2 Vote	Fracking Is Pretty Troublesome
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
650	650 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3
240	240 Vote	Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang 4	4
298	298 Vote	Men Just as Gross as They Sound
73	73 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Masturbate in Public
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3