Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

169	169 Vote	Unicorn Lair Discovered in California
373	373 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Im Batman 1	1
343	343 Vote	Hypocrisy Overload: Dick Cheney Has Fifth Heart Attack, Only Two Horcruxes Remaining 1	1
296	296 Vote	23 Signs You're a Huge Mistake
402	402 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
140	140 Vote	Robin Thicke's "Blurred Lines" + Pokemon = Oh God, What's Benedict Cumberbatch's Face Doing on All These Pokémon?
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
240	240 Vote	Life Has Been Cancelled 2	2
203	203 Vote	To Do: Go to Hell 2	2
167	167 Vote	The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
203	203 Vote	Try Not Being Poor? 1	1
191	191 Vote	Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle 2	2
173	173 Vote	An Infertile Woman Gives Birth to Flawless Gif Set
91	91 Vote	Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
251	251 Vote	Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy 2	2
261	261 Vote	This Is Not Designed to Harm Humans Yet
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
85	85 Vote	This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
243	243 Vote	The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch 1	1
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
232	232 Vote	The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms 2	2
637	637 Vote	People Are Actually Terrifying 2	2
169	169 Vote	Jennifer Lopez's Stalker Spent Six Nights in Her Butt
31	31 Vote	Beyoncé Did Not Have Sex in Space
257	257 Vote	Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome 1	1
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
71	71 Vote	The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
223	223 Vote	Nic Cage as Disney Princesses
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
239	239 Vote	Katy Perry's New Fragrance Bottle Looks Like an Asshole and I Want It Anyway 1	1
146	146 Vote	Find Out What to Think 1	1
299	299 Vote	How to Make Black Friends 1	1
275	275 Vote	Subway "Sandwich Artist" Puts Penis on Mars 1	1