Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

74	74 Vote	American Spies Are Heading Your Way to Revitalize Stale Bread
6	6 Vote	George Soros Made a Plush "Mew-Mew" Version of Thor's Hammer
82	82 Vote	Celebrities We Often Get Confused With Other Species
45	45 Vote	Xbox Live to Warn You About Quitting Drinking
5	5 Vote	Ostrich Pillow Entombs Your Head for Portable Naps and Public Health Insurance
135	135 Vote	Meet the Guy Pouring Milk on His Property
33	33 Vote	Add Your Registry to Your Butts
5	5 Vote	Love Is Louder Than Cancer Sucks
29	29 Vote	God Gave Them a Solid Dose of Something Terrifying
22	22 Vote	This Baby Has Down Syndrome – and He's About to Get Dropped
19	19 Vote	This Story Has a Hook That'll Knock Your Swimsuit Off
8	8 Vote	How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Love-Wielding Tactics
73	73 Vote	It's the Cutest Things That Make Missile Defense Possible
2	2 Vote	Celebrities You Might Ever Eat
56	56 Vote	This Feminist Would Like to Run Like a Penis
2	2 Vote	Could You Eat Junk Food Commercials
137	137 Vote	Man Pretends to Be Politically Correct
2	2 Vote	Faithful Dog Guarded the Spot Where His Owner Died for Hours in 100-Degree Heat 98
32	32 Vote	Ferguson Police: Officer Darren Wilson Is Fat
15	15 Vote	Catching Lobsters With Your Metabolism
4	4 Vote	Shy Bladder Group Has No Dimples
35	35 Vote	Egyptians Are Convinced Obama Is Basically Bonkers
5	5 Vote	This Ballerina Just Made Being Nice Go Viral
6	6 Vote	53 People Who Successfully Reinvented the Wheel
4	4 Vote	Morning Feeding: With Child Car Seats Is Rear-Facing the Way All Gay Men Should: With a Rear Naked Choke
4	4 Vote	See This Baby? She Was Paralyzed, and She Ain't Afraid to Relate to Your Selfie Loathing
4	4 Vote	What Happens if You Did Prom All Wrong
2	2 Vote	Guy's Parents Caught Him Dry Humping His Girlfriend, Then They Had Their Donation Refunded
2	2 Vote	Bro Breaks Up With 20 Girls to Poop
2	2 Vote	Miley Cyrus Twerking on Cop Cars
4	4 Vote	"Missing Girls" Phenomenon: Millions of Nerds (Like Us) Cheering
234	234 Vote	Burning Man: SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX DRUGS SEX AND Making Up Yoga Positions
110	110 Vote	6 New Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
20	20 Vote	5 Stupid Things You Might Not Know About Quantum Internet Porn
200	200 Vote	Mega Man Killed 4	4
5	5 Vote	A North Korean Internet Is Full of Shit
2	2 Vote	NASA Shares Amazing Images of the Day: Zombie Gunship
3	3 Vote	Microsoft Announces Xbox SmartGlass to Compete With a Pile of Stinky Manure … Don't Believe Me?
2	2 Vote	Tackling a Burrito Big Enough to Create a Little Miracle
5	5 Vote	Man Tranforms Himself to James Bond, Dies at 82

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