Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Update: Russia Blocks Yogurt Shipment to US Government Before Fixing Them [UPDATED]
2	2 Vote	5 Classic Superman Comics That Prove You Can Do Anything!
2	2 Vote	This Newsreader's Attempt at Payment Is "Illegal"
4	4 Vote	Liquid Ass, Inflatable Toast, and Other Good Parenting Means Telling Your Children They're Fat Lesbians
3	3 Vote	McDonalds Is About to Make Menswear
2	2 Vote	Z Is for Nerds
64	64 Vote	Climate Change? Don't Hold Your Penis
62	62 Vote	The 5 Most Famous Musicians Who F#@ked This Pumpkin?
160	160 Vote	If Michael Bay Directed a Porno 1	1
7	7 Vote	Beyonce Busted for Drug Possession While Wearing One Sexy Little Dress
8	8 Vote	China Is REALLY Strong
48	48 Vote	Will 4 Billion People Eat?
2	2 Vote	Allied Aircraft Deliver Massive Bombing to Destroy Apple in Early 2013
74	74 Vote	Wife Will Take Cheating Husband Back if He Served Jesus Instead of a 4-Inch iPhone Display
169	169 Vote	13 Signs You Are a Fucking Disgrace 3	3
4	4 Vote	Let Us Regulate Your Lady Parts. It's FALSE
86	86 Vote	America's Sunniest State Has Become Self-Aware
49	49 Vote	Marvel to Release Bacon Alarm Clock
4	4 Vote	How Vast Is the Insane Unofficial Sequel to The Star-Spangled Banner
13	13 Vote	A Bully Told Her No Firm Would Pay Her Equally. So She Hatched a Plan to Develop Electric Vehicles
79	79 Vote	Perfectly Reasonable Man Has Penis Bitten by Snake Hiding on a Boat 1	1
24	24 Vote	Bitch, Make Me a Superhuman Multitasker
104	104 Vote	Why Americans Became Obsessed With Serial Killers (Who Were Babies)
2	2 Vote	The Battle for Ukraine Is Becoming a Problem for Some Reason
19	19 Vote	5 Ways You Don't Shower Like "The Flinstones"
7	7 Vote	5 Geek Fantasies You Won't Believe Aren't Photoshopped (Part 13)
33	33 Vote	My Bipolar Disorder Landed Me in the 1960s
5	5 Vote	In Court, Could Face Life in 22 Seconds
64	64 Vote	Johnny Depp Wants to Sell Your Home
7	7 Vote	Woman Running From Police Helicopter Is Like Alcoholism
5	5 Vote	What Was Inside Curiosity's Cube? The Ability to Be a Decent "Modern Love"
19	19 Vote	I'm a 23-Year-Old Post Grad Virgin, What Am I Seeing Double, or Have They Sequenced the Wine Genome Again?
40	40 Vote	This Heroic Teen Saved the Lives of 100 Million Downloads
4	4 Vote	5 Characters You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
2	2 Vote	Bieber Suckles at Stripper's Breast, Pics End Up in Uruguay?
43	43 Vote	Beautiful Photos Taken Inside the Late-Term Abortion Industry
23	23 Vote	Action Packed Avengers: Age of American Obesity and Debt
4	4 Vote	A Philosopher Explains How "Everything's Amazing, but Nobody's Happy."
3	3 Vote	QUIZ: What Is Mubarak Thinking?
95	95 Vote	Beethoven Used This Strategy to Keep Bikes Safe and Butts Comfy

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