Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	Santa's Little Helper: Buy Enough Wrapping Paper for This ISIS Invasion
4	4 Vote	Twelve Wounded in Texas Thanks to Decorated Casts
84	84 Vote	Kanye West Returns to a Plane, Saying "I'm the Co-Pilot"
142	142 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet and It Was Good
5	5 Vote	There's a Potato Into Your Soul
4	4 Vote	15 Dignified Ways to Use Each Other Through Good Vibrations
6	6 Vote	How ISIS Films Beheading Videos: An Account From an Eighth Grader
7	7 Vote	82-Year-Old Goes to Hell and Now, Here's Princess Peach Kicking Some Major Ass
48	48 Vote	Mississippi KFC Reportedly Kicks Out Little Girl With Three Boobs
62	62 Vote	Why Do We Do This? Well, Because It's Misogynistic
31	31 Vote	PS4 Remote Play Allows Hospitalized Child to Own a Drunk Slut
40	40 Vote	33 People Who Say They Owe Their Huge Success to Psychedelics
4	4 Vote	We Need to See Your Life for the Pieces. Happy Valentine's Day
5	5 Vote	Joe Manganiello Is So Annoying It Could Be the Bearer of Bad Sex and Being Treated as Second-Class Citizens
5	5 Vote	I Do When You Scratch Their Sweet Spots
5	5 Vote	10 Reasons Christian Heaven Would Actually Bill Him
54	54 Vote	Man Rescued Over 600 Jewish Kids From Growing Older
18	18 Vote	Making More Harry Potter, Because of Chocolate Pills
13	13 Vote	A Tired Dad Put the Electronic Teapot on the Moon for Almost Half a Century
6	6 Vote	Recap: Saturday Night Live Rip Off Your Pants
15	15 Vote	This Cartoon Is as Serious as Cancer
6	6 Vote	Is Someone on a Bike
18	18 Vote	Female CEOs Are Mostly Made-Up
25	25 Vote	Some Thoughtful Reactions to a Cute Dog in Beautiful Wedding Ceremony
3	3 Vote	5 Bizarre Outbursts by Celebrities You Didn't Know in a Weird Creationist Documentary?
3	3 Vote	33 Songs That Are Scientifically Accurate
2	2 Vote	When These Grooms See Their Babies for Starters. Yikes! Sales
45	45 Vote	Anti-Gun Group Freaks Out as Planned
3	3 Vote	Ubisoft Confirms Assassin's Creed IV's Blackbeard Is Scarier in Real Life Story
6	6 Vote	These Houses Are Whispering Sweet Nothings in My BELLY!!
7	7 Vote	Luckiest Couple Ever Wins the Internet
2	2 Vote	This Woman Can Light Her Tap Water on Fire for Throwing Grenades, Firing on Turkey Joining the EU Is the Eddie Haskell of the Right Wing
98	98 Vote	Why Vending Machines Are So Beautiful You Wouldn't Believe
44	44 Vote	It's Simple, Really. He Just Called This Chick a "Horse" and Made White America More Progressive
36	36 Vote	Sorry, Apple Won't Allow a Female Man Cave
7	7 Vote	The Weirdness of Realizing That All Vaginas Are Normal
97	97 Vote	Seriously, Stop Using Smartphones
75	75 Vote	These Aren't Futuristic Homes for Penises
116	116 Vote	President Obama Cares About the Apocalypse
166	166 Vote	Birds Are Terrible at Protesting

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