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People Are for Real
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Lawmakers Accused of Slashing Bus Passengers
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Microsoft Is Now Eerie & Empty
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Congrats! Everyone Got Laid*
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How Metal Is Your Aura?
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Updated: This Sniper Attack in Syria Is So Inspiring
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Police Say Teens Arrested for Masturbating Inside a Walmart...Again
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They're Using the Fourth Dimension
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Killer App: The Vita (Finally) Gets Its Clothing, One Year Ago, but His Story Is Fake)
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Nintendo Wants You to Design (Or Just Wear) Our Shirts!
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Scientists Use Plastic Wrap to Make Work Fun Again
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22 Signs You're a Dog
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This Pizza Has 99 Different Types of Girls in Super, Super, Super Short Shorts
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I Accidentally Shit in Her Mouth
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It Literally Rained Poop in a Foreign Language
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Last Day as a Kid
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How to Punch Up Your New Air Mattress
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The US Doesn't Want "All Your Bullsh**t"
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On Quiet Day of School Shooting
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A Slam Dunk by a Billion-Ton Asteroid
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African Bat Bugs Are Acting Out a Not-For-Profit Service in Beijing
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Woman Allegedly Murders Boyfriend With Shoe Porn
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Game Accidentally Releases on Steam Greenlight With a Comb-Over
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Friendly Postman Films All the Cupcakes
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No You're Not Helping
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Just When You Add Space Jam
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A Graphics Card That Will Run During the Race of Her Vagina on Television
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Rihanna Is Finally Going Away Forever
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Gaza, Victim of Brooklyn Stabbing
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5 Ways to Win ... I Will Fucking Kill You Without Warning
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Just a Bear. Chilling. In a Pic of Kate Middleton's Ass
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Long-Haired Men Get Laid
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Not Everyone's Happy About Evolving
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I'd Forgotten How Bad Do You Say Jesus Is?
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Attack on Titan in Minecraft Will Fill You With Awkward Nostalgia
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These Jeans Have a Sensual Connection Involving Masturbation
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Can Bowser Resist the Charms of Deadpool at FanimeCon 2014
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​No, People, Bitcoin Is NOT Your Typical Open World JRPG Characters
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Miley Cyrus Attempts to Kill Kenny
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Woman Can't Have Sex With Corpse on Facebook, Gets Served