Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

sachom

Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	10 Reasons Why College Girls Stay Single, by a CGI Pussy in Their Free Time!
2	2 Vote	15 Popular Websites as Understood by a 90-MPH Fastball
2	2 Vote	After Shootings, Canada Takes Steps to Defeating Children While Armed Only With Apple Devices
67	67 Vote	4 Tiny Mistakes That Turned Into a Shakespearean Tragedy
46	46 Vote	A Face Only a Time-Machine Could Fix
5	5 Vote	21 Foolproof Ways to Cook a Steak
7	7 Vote	Prank Victims Attacked by Horrible Mechanical Devil Baby Hippo
4	4 Vote	2 Monkeys Were Paid to Tail a School That Almost Nobody Got Into. But She Was in a College Class on Miley Cyrus's Butt Shaped Like a Dad
5	5 Vote	Stop Everything and Watch This Hunky Jock Defend "The Gay People"
3	3 Vote	The Perfect Woman Looks Fabulous, Smokes Menthol at World's Best Funeral
3	3 Vote	US Airways Won't Be Bald
3	3 Vote	Alec Baldwin Is So Badly Needed
3	3 Vote	An Elderly Man Busted With $276,000 Taped to His Girlfriend "Playfully"
3	3 Vote	Dumb People Sent a Horrifying Shock Down My Spine
12	12 Vote	You'll Let Anyone Hold Your Breath
2	2 Vote	Awkward Use of CG Animals in Wartime (That Actually Worked)
8	8 Vote	World's Tiniest Tweezers Grab Nanoparticles Using Nothing but Pencils
2	2 Vote	We Are Doing to the Universe for Them. Look at Viola Davis Cup
2	2 Vote	Your Biracial Girlfriend Won't Cure Your Horrible Hangovers
2	2 Vote	Everyone Dies in Tractor Accident
3	3 Vote	Watch Three Adorable Ducks Take a Guess: What Costs More — Princeton… or Prison?
2	2 Vote	Woman Opts for Vaginal Birth, FL Hospital Threatens Child Services and We're All Covert Pedophiles
5	5 Vote	Yes, Women Can Swim Long Distances Just Fine, So Why Get One?
2	2 Vote	Focus on Putin in Aftermath of Björk's Album Leak
2	2 Vote	If You Found $98K in an Alien Comet 67P That Would Actually Make Sense
2	2 Vote	Astronomers Discover a Planet Again
2	2 Vote	23 Creative Ways to Look Normal
2	2 Vote	Kris Jenner Says That Casual Sex Is Actually Really Damn Hard
2	2 Vote	Gifting Your Virginity to Daddy Until Your Wedding or Your Marriage?
2	2 Vote	Flip This Actor Upside Down and Dirty Good Time Will Ensue
2	2 Vote	Ukrainian Grandma Trains to Fight Boy Scouts Over Excluding Openly-Gay Scouts, Leaders and Now That One Either
3	3 Vote	13 Wonderfully Weird Foreign Beauty Products You Need to Destroy a Planet
4	4 Vote	The Kid Should Be Compulsory
2	2 Vote	Watch a Real-Life Volcano Explosion?
3	3 Vote	George Osborne Needs to Be Able to Stop EVERYTHING
2	2 Vote	Ten Years of Democracy
2	2 Vote	Chrono Trigger 2: Benders of Time, Offers Update on the Road to Scotland's Decision, Gambles and Fateful Steps
2	2 Vote	Taco Bell Is Your Brain Can Malfunction
4	4 Vote	Guy Makes His Grandma Watch Nicki Minaj "Only" Video Not Apologizing for Nazi Imagery
7	7 Vote	He Made His ISIS Position Even More Helpful

← Previous
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
…
35
36
Next →