Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

244	244 Vote	Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
187	187 Vote	Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron 1	1
428	428 Vote	When Did "The United States" Become a Thing 1	1
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
251	251 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Teen Drama 3	3
422	422 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
302	302 Vote	New Game Is Stupid 2	2
268	268 Vote	GRAPHIC Disturbing, 78-Second Video Surfaces Claiming to Be One of Microsoft's Best E3 Conferences 2	2
342	342 Vote	Time to Recognize That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't 1	1
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
508	508 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
275	275 Vote	Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare 1	1
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
252	252 Vote	In Defense of Selfies at Funerals 2	2
122	122 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
130	130 Vote	Nginx Is Taking a Seriously Wrong Turn on Way to Bachelorette Party
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
786	786 Vote	U.N. Says We Should All Be Rubbing Puppy Bellies Right Now 5	5
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
494	494 Vote	UPDATED: There Are No Vampires at the Denver International Airport 3	3
232	232 Vote	Loud-Ass TV Ads Are About to Be Tamed? 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
269	269 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
338	338 Vote	Watch an Abused Child Get a Complete Understanding of SQL 1	1
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5