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Scientists Have Built an Internet Connection
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DMX Arrested in String of Unwanted…Back Rubs
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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There Are Women Out There Waiting for You to Play MineCraft
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Woman Uses Stun Gun on Disabled Man for Not Calling Their Relationship a "Bromance"
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The Olympic Marathon Runner Who Outran His Own Crotch
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Japan Launches Satellite Into Ocean
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Ruin (Improve?) Your Disneyland Memories With a High-Powered Rifle
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Everything You Need to Make a Vagina Boat
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Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist
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Sony Plans on Having Sex and Masturbating
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Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
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The Fart That Saved a Woman's Life
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Company Sorry for Beheading Wrong Guy
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Oliver Stone's Son Says 9/11 Was an Honest, Drunken Mistake
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Justin Timberlake I'm "Deeply Sorry" for Being Too Handsome
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I'm Not Mad. I'm Just Texan
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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Man Sets Himself on Fire With Fire
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Gay Priests Coming Out? Pope Says He Would Blow Up Detroit and Start All Over
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Kansas Man With 22 Kids by 14 Women Lost Count but Loves All 18 Kids, 17 Women
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay