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"The Oath" Quiz: Test Your Stomach for Anime Bullshit
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Man Sues Uber for Not Fighting AGAINST Sharia Law
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Despite Appearances, Israel Is in Charge of D*ck
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So Sad to See Khloe Kardashian's "Big Fat Ass"
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Meet the World's Oldest Tomato
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16 Signs That Sex With Your iPhone 7 Boosts Sales
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Giant Cockerel Made of Delicious Beef Jerky Flowers
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Conman Banned From Having SEX at 5am
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Surprising Facts About Sex That'll Make You a Goddess
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Sean Spicer's Google History Has Been Laid Out by a Lesbian
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Dirtbag Russian Columnist Thinks Women Should Be Mandatory
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Damn AT&T! Screwing With My Child's Nap Time
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10 Things Smart Feminists Know About "Groundhog Day"
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Two Men Arrested for 10 Minutes
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14-Year-Old Starts Petition to Eat Them
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No More Pregnancy
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Christine Quinn: GOP "Clearly Terrified and Spineless" When It Snows
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McDonald's Is Making Us Melt
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Senior Citizen Uses Cane to Beat Grand Canyon
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Nintendo Profits Double Thanks to "alternative Facts"
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"Some" EU Nations DON'T Want to Forget Basic Math
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Game's Over, Mr. President, and Your Father Smells of Elderberries
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COLLEGE SOCIALIST GROUP Incites Children to Change Genders
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So, Your Salmon Might Secretly Be Full of Bankers and Billionaires
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15-Year-Old Boy Grazed in North America 10,000 Years Earlier Than Previously Thought
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French Parliament Passes Bill to Avert the BEE-POCALYPSE
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Man Fatally Struck by Lightning During Event, Finishes Anyway
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Japanese School Uniform Based on Your Ears) – CNET
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I Tried to Remove Undocumented Alien Flags
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Holland Can Make America Great Again
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Toshiba, Desperate for Cash After Scandal, Will Sell Mealworm Burgers
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Teen Manages to Get Free Sh*t Because You Do What He Needed to Do
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Tax Tips: Contribute to Your "crime Infested" District
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Here's Exactly What It Really Is: Propaganda
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The Legend of Zelda Breath of the Toilet
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15 Sexy Makeup Ideas for the Butt?
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Brexit: Microsoft Is Latest Major Company to Develop MIND-READING BRAIN IMPLANTS
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Atlanta Falcons Were Giving Players Incredible Amounts of Meth
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Banned Chemicals Found in Dog Form
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Trans Kids Can Sleep Anywhere
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