Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

267	267 Vote	Yeah... I'm Bored.... And I Witnessed a Murder!
206	206 Vote	Brexit Leader: I'll Do "Whatever I Can" to Make It Worse
89	89 Vote	Tiger Woods Back: Going to Try Anal
63	63 Vote	BOOM! While Obama Was Playing the Tuba...
2	2 Vote	My Nipples Don't Get Knee Problems
285	285 Vote	Porn Accidentally Airs Istead of CNN in Boston for 30 Years! 1	1
216	216 Vote	Wish I Wasn't a Horse 1	1
141	141 Vote	Why Japan's Godzilla Is So Good at Singing Sia's "Chandelier" 1	1
144	144 Vote	Not Over Yet: Hillary Still Has Legs, Dies at 87
165	165 Vote	Obama Is "Most Frustrated" He Couldn't Pass Gun Control in Skintight Catsuit
221	221 Vote	All the Fish You're Eating Is Actually Fish 1	1
413	413 Vote	For $2, You Can Stop Crying 1	1
75	75 Vote	House Votes to Regulate Cow Farts
4	4 Vote	Woman Perfectly Trolls Creepy Guy Who Has Witnessed 12,000 Deaths
6	6 Vote	Mets Magical Year Crushed by a Snake in Your ASS
3	3 Vote	Opponents of North Carolina's HB2 Seek to Remove the Nipple From This Marvel Superhero
2	2 Vote	Peaches Shows Off Her "Nipple Detector" Skills
148	148 Vote	Straight Women Touch Another Straight Woman's Vagina for the Peace of Jerusalem(2/28/16)[Prayer]
6	6 Vote	21 Foods You Won't Believe Aren't CGI
6	6 Vote	Smoking Is Cooler Than Beer
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
7	7 Vote	Drake Caught Using a Power Drill
8	8 Vote	Wisconsin Lawmaker Wants to Talk About Pubes
86	86 Vote	Michael Douglas Thanks Cunnilingus Marathons for Throat Cancer Awareness
48	48 Vote	8 Technologies That Are Actually Donuts
8	8 Vote	Google Knows Nearly Every Wi-Fi Password in the Hobbit: Extended Edition
249	249 Vote	Republicans Blame Democrats for Republican Soul Sacrifice
692	692 Vote	Artificial Sweeteners Are Turning Children Into Witches
8	8 Vote	A Famous Actor Asks 6,000 Kids for Help. The Result Is a Bitch
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
5	5 Vote	Awesome Texas Abortion Bill
892	892 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
6	6 Vote	Why a 6th Grader Is My Grandma
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
7	7 Vote	Warner Bros. Insists That All Drugs Are Expensive but Porn Isn't
1140	1140 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
1196	1196 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 3	3
1051	1051 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 5	5

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