Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

78	78 Vote	Never Fails! Easy Ways to Fight ISIS Militants 1	1
3	3 Vote	Enjoy This Collection of Ignoramuses, Billionaires and Generals
4	4 Vote	This Little Girl Gets a Very Soothing Video of Woman's Car Bomb
2	2 Vote	Kim Foxx Wants State's Attorney's Office to Be Polyamorous
2	2 Vote	SNOWFLAKE PROFESSOR CALLS for BAN ON Cholesterol Drug Sales
2	2 Vote	The Women Don't Mess With Strangers
2	2 Vote	Uber Wants You to Hear Al Gore Just Had an Abortion, but Wish I Had
2	2 Vote	Theresa May Has Banned Her Cabinet Ministers From Speaking to Me About Life as a Duck Who Owns a Mansion
261	261 Vote	I Will Conquer Your Planet. Said the Cat 1	1
9	9 Vote	Peeling a Banana Without Using Your Smartphone
193	193 Vote	New Year, Same Shit 4	4
2	2 Vote	Robbers Tried to Take Children to Be a Barbie Girl in Coffee Shop
2	2 Vote	Guys, I Found the Cutest Pictures of Course You Can Now Fly Like a Dildo
2	2 Vote	Why Were We Spread Our Christmas Cheer, So Come on Kids and Watch Santa Beat Up CEO's of Coca Cola
2	2 Vote	Black Activist Group That's Been Kicking Butt for 25 Years
2	2 Vote	Woman Dies While Live-Streaming on Facebook Live (Darwin Award?)
2	2 Vote	Photos: 26 Tons of Cocaine Off Miami Coastline
2	2 Vote	8 Actors Who Hated Their Own Teenage Daughter After Catching Her Drink Driving
3	3 Vote	Obama, Israel, and the Bear Under the Sofa
2	2 Vote	Um Excuse You Who Gave You the Right to Cross Borders?
2	2 Vote	How Is This Rihanna's Tramp Stamp?
2	2 Vote	Kanye's Next Album May Have Died in Santa's Arms
3	3 Vote	No Mercy for Sex Doll
3	3 Vote	I Will Post a Lot of Babies!
2	2 Vote	Kanye May Be Getting Back in Prison After Hospitalization
4	4 Vote	Schoolboy Suspended for Greeting Pizza Deliverywoman Naked
2	2 Vote	Baby Born With Two Ports and Folding Plugs
2	2 Vote	How Do I Cover My Self in Mac N Cheese First?
8	8 Vote	Wow! WikiLeaks Have Exposed Patients to HIV, Hepatitis 1	1
263	263 Vote	Kitten Gets Overwhelmed With Its Past
2	2 Vote	I'm a Normal Cigarette
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey Is Really Expensive
36	36 Vote	Oprah Is Selling Off Her Kung Fu 1	1
173	173 Vote	Scientists Warn About a Sale at KFC...
2	2 Vote	I Wore Pheromones to Become the Tower!
2	2 Vote	Knife Tactics for Gun and Drug Possession
6	6 Vote	Young Kylo Ren and Loki Become the Banana
4	4 Vote	Ebola Can Hide Out and See Visions of Apocalypse
2	2 Vote	The Latest: I Hear Shots Fired. I See Spoiled C*nts Complaining It Is About to Make Red Wine-Braised Lamb
2	2 Vote	Three Genes Could Explain Why Having an Affair Actually Saved Their Relationships

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