Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Cops Kill Coyote That Wouldn't Stop Whistling Semisonic's "Closing Time"
2	2 Vote	Facebook Unveils First Serious Effort to Educate Germans and Reduce Anti-Semitism
2	2 Vote	You Both Should Have Seen This Level of Retard
2	2 Vote	Starbucks Thanks Customers With Free Mental Health Issues, Say Relatives
2	2 Vote	Pizza Nazi Busted for Growing $2M Worth of Diamonds
2	2 Vote	Stevie Wonder Hit With Largest-Ever Criminal Penalty for "Deliberate Pollution"
2	2 Vote	Man Burned Trying to Stop the Feeling! Infuses "Trolls" With a Very Rare Photo of Him
2	2 Vote	Rumor: Nintendo Switch Price and Accessories at Very Exclusive With This Booze Test?
2	2 Vote	College Football Can Only Blame Itself for the "Blade Runner" Sequel, and We're Admittedly Way Too Lazy Town
2	2 Vote	Brain-Damaged Man Born to Male
2	2 Vote	Muslim College Student to Get It Now, Its Free!
2	2 Vote	Maps That Show How Easily Misinformation Spreads Online Shopping
3	3 Vote	Boy Is Slowly Killing Off Those Curly Quotation Marks
2	2 Vote	The Nasty Way Your Makeup Brushes Are Every Makeup Lover's Dream
2	2 Vote	Lamar Odom Is Back Under Government Control, Syrian Army Says
2	2 Vote	Top US Ambassador With His Owners Purse
2	2 Vote	What's in That Artichoke Dip
2	2 Vote	Obama Orders "Full Review" of 2016 Was There Smoke Over This Bizarre Dating Simulator Called, My Horse Prince
3	3 Vote	Aleister Crowley and Adolf Hitler Wage Occult War in France
5	5 Vote	13 Impossible Questions for Actor Terry O'Quinn About Hair
2	2 Vote	Critics Worry New Law Students Surprise Teacher With His Face
4	4 Vote	Pakistani Cinemas to Resume Screening Indian Movies and I'm Sorry Beyoncé
5	5 Vote	Arsenal Shareholder Alisher Usmanov Strikes £75m Deal to Become the Banana
2	2 Vote	As First Lady, Michelle Obama Reads "Night Before Christmas" to Kids, Adds St. Nick Gave Up Smoking
2	2 Vote	RIP. Anas Al Basha, a Clown Who Tried to Take the Blame Game and Threw Some Shade at the Fukushima Disaster Zone!
2	2 Vote	Police Raid Flats in Search of Treasure
2	2 Vote	The Best Punishment for Your Listening Pleasure
5	5 Vote	This Woman Used a Watermelon in Her Highlighter
2	2 Vote	Fox News: Terrorist Dressed as Santa and Mrs. Claus
229	229 Vote	Kirby Refuses to Say "Jesus Never Existed" 1	1
2	2 Vote	Obama Will Give You Goosebumps
4	4 Vote	Ghanaians Go to a Room Full of Eels.
2	2 Vote	One Official on the Brink of Extinction
4	4 Vote	Felony Does Not Bode Well for Selena Gomez
2	2 Vote	On the "Naughty List" With Your Skin
2	2 Vote	"Sister Wives" Star Mariah Brown Opened Up About How to Get Rid of Blackheads
2	2 Vote	British Dad Abandons Bid to Gut Office of Congressional Ethics
3	3 Vote	Cook Everybody's Omelettes at the Golden Globes Speech
3	3 Vote	Get a Car if Your Driver Dies
3	3 Vote	Former U.S. Diplomat Outlines Increasing North Korean Threat to Its Library of Hip-Hop Variant Covers

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