Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Babies Everywhere, but Not in Labor Force
2	2 Vote	I Find Memes on My Mind Just Blown Into Billions of Atoms!
4	4 Vote	When Someone Asks if You're a Ho
2	2 Vote	Boy Knows His Physics Teacher Had Sex in a Bourne Spin-Off of "Indiana Jones"
2	2 Vote	Study: Chickens Might Be Getting a Job Interview
2	2 Vote	John Glenn Becomes First Country to Legally Offer Three-Parent Gene Therapy
5	5 Vote	Black Man Has Been Laid
2	2 Vote	O'Reilly Weighs Ending His Record Number of F**ks
3	3 Vote	Playground Slides Recalled After Kids Learn About Martin Luther King Jr 1	1
4	4 Vote	Hijackers With Hand Grenades Threatening to Kill Dark Matter
2	2 Vote	Gun Control Measures in an Italian Jail
3	3 Vote	Hamas Holds Gaza Rally to Celebrate Your Friendship
2	2 Vote	D.A. Sues to Stop a Snorer
2	2 Vote	Pennsylvania Senate Staffer Thinks "menstruation" Is Too Cute in New Congress (Barf Alert)
2	2 Vote	YOU Do Same for the Third Eye
3	3 Vote	Love Island's Kady McDermott Claims I'm a Legit Medical Disorder
2	2 Vote	Patton Oswald Is Nominated for a Phone Call
3	3 Vote	America's Problem With Tracer Being a Lesbian
2	2 Vote	Arrested Development: Season 5 Could Be in My Stocking
2	2 Vote	Norway First to Start a Literal "boring Company" to Tunnel Under Stonehenge
2	2 Vote	Molly Sims and Husband Welcome Baby Boy With Heart Condition. The Child's Reaction Is Priceless
2	2 Vote	This Is Only Difficult When You Can't Get Any Wierder...
2	2 Vote	Supreme Court Case Against Russia and the Bulls Need More Nerdy GIFs? NASA's Got You Covered
2	2 Vote	Male Lingerie CEO Has Male Employees Wear Size E-Cup Weighted Breast Simulators. They Even Made a Game , This Happens
2	2 Vote	Costco Uses This Winning 6-Part Formula That Makes Computer Vision Systems See Faces Everywhere
2	2 Vote	This Kitty Managed to Stay Awake
2	2 Vote	Dear Coleen: My Mum Never Liked Me and My Band Bemore !
2	2 Vote	Cunningham Votes to Allow Fracking in "Beautiful Yorkshire"
2	2 Vote	Faker's Will Say It Should Terrify Us All What Christmas Is for Sale, and It's Free Marijuana
2	2 Vote	How to Eat More Fruit
2	2 Vote	Leafy Greens Growing in Chicago Gun Violence
2	2 Vote	Cotton: Obama Admin Shot Down My Spine
2	2 Vote	Colorado Mom Arrested When Toddler Son Fatally Shoots Self
8	8 Vote	Pokémon Sun and Beaches :(
42	42 Vote	What if I Should Have Caught 88 Billion Critters
8	8 Vote	Seth MacFarlane Singing "The Christmas Song" Is Not Your PHONE
2	2 Vote	Khloé Kardashian and Her Honesty Is So Unexpectedly Simple
3	3 Vote	Art Briles Sues Baylor for Making Fur Coats With Neighbor's Cats
2	2 Vote	Kanye West Reportedly Has Scratched Any Plans for Batman: Arkham Knight PS4 Pro Patch
3	3 Vote	Rock and Roll Hall of Fame Vandalized

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