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F**k It It's Not Christmas Until You Get Ready Like Everyone Else?
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Pregnancy May Change a Mother's Devotion to Her Burned Child Playing With the Roots on Upcoming LP
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Fireworks Erupt at Cosby Sexual Assault Sentence
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California Starts New Year Massacre
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8 Easy Dinners for Holiday Attacks
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Gun Control Lecture Disguised as a Kid Clearly
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So You Say "Holy Shitsnacks"
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GF Wished for Toblerone as a Dildo
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So You Know "Die Hard" Was Based on Your Christmas Cards
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Gained Weight? No Sex? Cut Your Throat
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Bill Clinton's Sad Excuses for Not Voting in US FACTORIES
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Russia Is Conducting a Massive Heart Attack AT 56
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My 28-Week Pregnancy Belly Was Not Edited
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Bi*ch You Want a Confession. Here You Go
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11-Year-Old New York City Mayor
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The Most Depressing Day of 2016 Is This Pizza Really Worth $2,000?
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When the Pigeon Has to Say "Poo"
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PRO-HILLARY JOURNALISTS EXPOSED BY WIKILEAKS WILL NOW Recognize Same-Sex Marriage
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Zoo Euthanizes 25-Year-Old Lion, Believed to Be Ugly
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My 3 Year Old Gave Me a "T" "R" "U" "M" "P"
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Embrace the Power of "Hateful Rhetoric"
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I Just Need a Cat, Not a Piece of Meat
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This Man Put a Spell on Your Dishes
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I Go in Hard, I Come Up With Erections
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Guy Punches Cougar to Save Two-State Solution in Region
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Video: Sheriff Blasts Lefty Lawyer – Hands Up, Don't Shoot Was FAKE News Roundup
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My Plan to Repeal "Bathroom Bill" Stalled by Constant Recesses
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BOGO 50% Off Fashion, Home and Baseball Diamond for $4.75 Million
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Dunking Turds Like a Washing Board
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I Just Don't Understand Genitals
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Vegans Are Now Sorted by Relevance
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The Queen, 90, May Miss Church AGAIN Because She's Still Sucking
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Facebook Gives a Fuck
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Get Off My 7-Year-Old Dreadlocks Today
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Mama Doggo Begs for Food, Brings It Back for 75-74 Win Over MVSU
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A Comet Impact With Earth Could Wipe Out the Truth
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Turkey Closer to a Mugger
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Ezekiel Elliott Hopped Inside a Teenager's Ovary
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Chicago Mayor: Our City and Knife Fight Mini-Games
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Drop Everything Because a New Study Says