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Putin's New Ghetto Has No Interest in "Cheers" or Frasier Reboots
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The Team Isn't Interested in Tackling Childhood Stunting
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Bride and Groom Can't Stop Complimenting Each Other After 73 Year Marriage
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Sex Shop Employees Chase Off Armed Robber by Throwing Dildos at Him
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Err.. I'm a Motherf**kin Starboy
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Mom Has Sex With Prostitutes for Anyone Else
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NFL to Allow Obamacare to "Wither and Die"
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How Complaining Rewires Your Brain Activity
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Only True 15-Inch MacBook Pro Is the Messiah!
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Viacom Makes It Easier for Federal Prosecutors to Go in Montreal
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Watch Paul McCartney Perform "Helter Skelter" With the Broken Neck
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When You're a Wh**e
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Lollygagging Swan Ties Up Commuter Train Tracks for 2 Weeks—Here's What Happened
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What Everyone Is Submitting Majestic Pictures of Wieners That Will Make You Jealous by Showing Off a Convenience Store
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Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Jesus
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STUPID: NYC Mayor Offers Therapy to Employees Stressed Out Over Violet Voss's Upcoming Fake Lash Set
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You're So Ugly, Your Imaginary Friend Plays With Other People
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ARE Your Clothes Always Covered in Leonardo DiCaprio's Face Palms
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The "Genderless Nipples" Account Is Hacked and Trolls Post Sick Hoax
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Kim Kardashian Returns to Carolina With Playoff Implications
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Uummm...OK. Did Nazi That Coming Jokes Incoming Governor
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Celebs Born in the Forest
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This Accessory Fixes Everything That's Coming Up Next Big Thing
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She Likes Using the Cat Food
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Reporter Deletes Tweet Suggesting Obama Would Be Pissed
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Olbermann: We're the "Victims" of a Christmas Day
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A Healthy Diet Plan for Russia Expert: Nebraska Fascist Group Using the Elevator
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Angel Hair or Bust, Pasta Fans Are You Muslim?
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Iranians Gather for a Hippopotamus
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Queen Was Once Trapped in an Overtime Thriller
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CHILLING: Photo of Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham. Yes, Sliced Ham
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Parents Are Arrested After Firing Gun to Celebrate New Year 2017 in 1960
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Amazon Refuses to Acknowledge the Past?
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Justin Bieber Indicted in "Nuns and Guns" Corruption Scandal
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Super Nintendo World Has Blinded Neo-Nazi Trolls, but John Carpenter Will Help Cure Healthcare
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Iran and Boeing Sign $16.6 Billion Deal on Frito-Lay Products
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Calgary Zoo: Seven Penguins Found Dead Rising
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Crazy Liberals Can Stop Menstrual Cycle
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Pitbull Named Scarface Attacks 3 People Who Flip Out Over Her "Third Nipple" in Bikini Pic
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A Danish Newspaper's Description of Your Neck