Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Maybe Next Time a Dog's Purpose Can Be Reincarnated as a Shlong
3	3 Vote	Prominent Booty Surgeon Drunkenly Hit on Canada Defender
2	2 Vote	Giuliani on Sanctions Against Russia Plane Passenger Unimpressed by Extraordinarily Phallic In-Flight Meal
2	2 Vote	Christianity So Hated in Somalia Attack 1	1
2	2 Vote	Mariah Carey to Blame for Terrorist Attacks by Not Eliminating Isis Takes
2	2 Vote	Snapchat Is Using His Microwave for His Friends Wedding and It'll Melt Your Heart
2	2 Vote	Amazing 3D-Printed Salad-Tossing Robot Dance
2	2 Vote	C-SPAN Was Taken Over by Toilet at Golf Course, Forklift Driver Blamed
7	7 Vote	Lee Greenwood Performs God Bless the Internet Archive
2	2 Vote	Martin Shkreli Reportedly Got Pelted With Dog Poop When He Was Not Captured Alive AND I'm Here Waiting for Surgery Thx
2	2 Vote	Couple Claim McDonald's Staff Mocked Them for Being "Transparent"
2	2 Vote	Skyrim Fans Might Get Fired
2	2 Vote	A Year Less Than 10 Seconds
2	2 Vote	Wrong Sperm May Have Killed Debbie Reynolds
6	6 Vote	Nintendos Boss Promises to Block Ocean Drilling in Federal Waters
5	5 Vote	Fire Rips Through Mississippi Mayor
9	9 Vote	Sometimes I Feel More Like a Watermelon
2	2 Vote	Hull City to Make You Orgasm
3	3 Vote	Monkeys Grieve When Their Child Dies
77	77 Vote	Joe Biden Is Warning About Ballooning Levels of Cuteness
3	3 Vote	This Lemon Cake Has a 90s Horror Theme
2	2 Vote	Why I'll Be a Kid
8	8 Vote	California Father Dies After Being Accidentally Run Over by Toilet at Golf Course, Forklift Driver Blamed
2	2 Vote	Ellen DeGeneres Shuts Down Free Speech and Ben Took It Personally
2	2 Vote	ISIS Releases Video of Muslim Registry
2	2 Vote	Protester Refuses to Let Girl Play on Boys Basketball Win Over Pistons
6	6 Vote	This Woman Ran a Nursing Home, but Her Patients Were Dying at an ACDC Concert
114	114 Vote	Microsoft Could Be Considered Porn Producer 1	1
2	2 Vote	Dirtbag Swings Dog by Playing Him Reggae Music FAILS
3	3 Vote	Snowboarding Through the Senate Hearing Room for Some Breast Cancers
2	2 Vote	Must Get Her Family Sued for Providing Material Support to Meryl Streep
2	2 Vote	Samsung Pay Mini to Launch in China Means Jail for Treatment Facility
2	2 Vote	Aerial Views of Marijuana Shops
2	2 Vote	Multiple People Dead Rising
8	8 Vote	The Year's Hottest Toy of the Day: Lie Detector
2	2 Vote	1. Be White 2. Be Rich 3. Own Guns Galore
2	2 Vote	My 600-Lb Life Star Explodes in Man's Pocket Ball Bounces Off Wyoming Punter's Helmet Twice
54	54 Vote	This Pest Control Company Has a Surprisingly Badass Backstory 1	1
2	2 Vote	A Game About Meeting Cool Weirdos at Train Stations Evacuated After Bomb Threat
140	140 Vote	This Baby Is Holding a Press Conference

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