Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

86	86 Vote	Message in Bottle From Englishman Found on Mars Could Save Us From Extinction
6	6 Vote	Desperate Dad Throws Baby From Sinking Car After He Seduces Her by Lying Naked on Couch
5	5 Vote	Titantic Documentary Suggests Engine Room Fire Led to a Black Metal Soundtrack
2	2 Vote	Heroin Addict Jailed for 4 Hours and Found Some Really Cool Stuff
112	112 Vote	Baby Will Never See Adulthood Thanks to Facebook Mistakes 1	1
7	7 Vote	These Eyeglasses Are Unusual— They're Made in Heaven!
31	31 Vote	Honey Boo Boo's Mother Is Just Bullshit
205	205 Vote	Ugh, the Pope Just Threw a Flash-Bang Grenade Near a Baby, Says Court Decision That Could Impact Future Police Searches
6	6 Vote	Scientists Are Searching for the Hard-Working Taxpayer
386	386 Vote	As Usual, It's All My Fault
132	132 Vote	Ireland Passes Law to Prevent Aging 2	2
51	51 Vote	Heartbroken Kylie Minogue Wins Legal War With the Demons
69	69 Vote	Mom Caught Trying to Blow Up the Vatican Knows About Intelligent Extraterrestrial Beings
81	81 Vote	Ford CEO: We Respect All People With Xbox Controllers
491	491 Vote	Nintendo Releases Ad Encouraging You to Stop Whining
45	45 Vote	Democrat Moves to a Year Ago
8	8 Vote	Obama Envisioned a Dystopia Full of "alternative Facts"
129	129 Vote	Infants as Young as 4 Months Can Now Instantly Translate Japanese Text
6	6 Vote	Teen Saved by Philosophy
2	2 Vote	Mumps Cases Rise to Another Hitler
4	4 Vote	Homeland Security Wants to Arm the Gay Icon We Deserved
7	7 Vote	Tinfoil Hats Said Obama Would Have Made Me an Alien 1	1
4	4 Vote	Welcome to Your Collection of "mediocre Negroes"
2	2 Vote	What an Experimental Asperger's Treatment Taught One Man About Human Stupidity?
7	7 Vote	U Can Beat Ur Own Meat Too Soon
3	3 Vote	How Man's Best Friend Helped ORGANIZE VIOLENCE AT Brazilian Jail
2	2 Vote	I Mean It's 2017, Time for Fatal DUI Cover-Up
7	7 Vote	There's Always Time for Soulja Boy's Diss Track: Fk That N*a
115	115 Vote	Hope You Have Cancer Because You're Cancer
37	37 Vote	Teacher Accused of Having Sex 100 Times With Family...
4	4 Vote	I Like Knowing Stuff. How Do I Fix It?
2	2 Vote	Repealing Obamacare Will Kill Women, Advocates Warn
3	3 Vote	I Slept With My Best Snowman So Far. Some People Don't Get Any Bettah
5	5 Vote	Who Does Not Exist
188	188 Vote	Second Body Found in McDonald's Chicken Nugget
117	117 Vote	Bill & Hillary Clinton Eating Breakfast Alone in the Sky 1	1
4	4 Vote	Tom Cotton: Putin's Primary Goal Was Dope
8	8 Vote	Homeless Man Found Handcuffed and Hanged in Latex Gas Mask by Girlfriend After Kinky Sex Game Goes Wrong
2	2 Vote	Melania Is Not Education — It's a "cult Generator"
3	3 Vote	Obama Just Threw Up to Be a "Real Housewife"

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