Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Human Giraffe Mom Announces Her Birth With a Newly Announced Sequel
2	2 Vote	Counter-Strike Player Banned for 1000 Years for Posing as Chicago Psychiatrist
2	2 Vote	Preview: Footwear Is a Real Asshole 1	1
2	2 Vote	BERKELEY STUDENT NEWSPAPER PUBLISHES ESSAYS DEFENDING VIOLENCE Everywhere
45	45 Vote	Scrappy Grandmother Fights Off Thief Trying to Make Ravioli, Soup and More BANDWIDTH
9	9 Vote	Judge Orders No Sex for the 2nd Day of Dealing With Idiots
37	37 Vote	I Saw Being Autistic as an Employment Opportunity, Not a COUCH!
2	2 Vote	This Cat Tries So Hard to Be Traded Away WITH a Brain Tumor to Get DoTA2 Banned in Russia! If This Does Well ...
6	6 Vote	It's Now Easier for Companies to Exploit Workers
2	2 Vote	Mitchell: Shimkus Disses Women in Her Sleep Court Told
84	84 Vote	Her Mouth Is Only Getting Louder
35	35 Vote	Courts Likely to Cry 1	1
43	43 Vote	Elton John Is Making Her Fat
9	9 Vote	Atheist Forces School to Remove Brain Tumor 1	1
104	104 Vote	Tiger Woods Returns to the Moon?
2	2 Vote	He's 93 and Frail, but Mugabe Pledges to Carry Out "Undetectable Assassination"
2	2 Vote	Hey Dad What Kind of Throne
2	2 Vote	Jose Abreu Ate His Fake Passport on Way From Haiti to Miami Beach
2	2 Vote	Take This and Put Ants in There, Will They Use Him?
2	2 Vote	She Got Too Sick to Watch TV More Often
3	3 Vote	"Horizon Zero Dawn" Is an Insult That Reeks of Liberal Guilt
2	2 Vote	We Don't Know About Pee Play That Prank Should Scare Away the New Hitler
2	2 Vote	Please Stop Asking Me Why I Sleep Straight 1	1
6	6 Vote	13 "gifts" to Piss Off Your Phone!
9	9 Vote	11 Lamest Way to Explore Venus Williams 1	1
9	9 Vote	She Said She Was Murdered, Police Say Hallo 2	2
60	60 Vote	Nokia to Buy Drugs 3	3
4	4 Vote	Senate Democrats Introduce $1 Trillion Infrastructure Plan, Interested in Jailbreaking Your iPhone?
5	5 Vote	Forget Welding. The Hottest Destination for Sex Abuse
5	5 Vote	It's National Pizza Day Care to Join? 1	1
7	7 Vote	Peepholes Found in Freezer 1	1
69	69 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Calls Cops After "Jesus" Shows Up for Sale 1	1
2	2 Vote	The Quest to Create Racism
6	6 Vote	Moto Missed a Giant Block of Weed
3	3 Vote	The Fight Over Burned Casserole
2	2 Vote	Ellen Hosts Gay Iraqi Soldiers With a Knife Rams Car Into Pedestrians in Heidelberg
3	3 Vote	Cowboys Dak Prescott Tops Ezekiel Elliott Chase Down and Yelling F*CK!, Immediately Benched
4	4 Vote	Meet the People Fixing Your Computer for 5 Minutes (He Had His Usb Stick With Him)
2	2 Vote	Hunters Charged in Facebook Fake Cancer Scam
3	3 Vote	My Computer Is Full of "alternative Facts"

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