Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

25	25 Vote	Keanu Reeves Is a Spoiled Rotten Asshole
116	116 Vote	Meet a God of Answering Machines and Genitals
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
171	171 Vote	This Is Not Fancy Enough, Complain Fancy Jerks
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
98	98 Vote	2014: A Bad Idea
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
162	162 Vote	Paula Deen, in Full Drag Makeup, Begs You for Drugs
89	89 Vote	Watch: Because I Didn't 1	1
32	32 Vote	Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
4	4 Vote	The Definitive Guide to "Nice Guys"
12	12 Vote	We Are Not Particularly Shiny
150	150 Vote	Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
5	5 Vote	The Academy Awards Drinking Game
59	59 Vote	Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
57	57 Vote	Attention Men: Scientifically Speaking, You Used to Be Unreasonably Handsome
161	161 Vote	Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
9	9 Vote	A Science Teacher Ate McDonald's for 3 Months and Lost His Battle With Kidney disease
379	379 Vote	Republicans Continue to Exist 2	2
8	8 Vote	Facebook Now Allows You to Suffer, Check This Out
178	178 Vote	New Xbox One Consoles Come With a Giant, Exploding Penis Pump
8	8 Vote	8 Glorious Buildings Shaped Like Penises
238	238 Vote	Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart and Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart
4	4 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Superb
6	6 Vote	Couples Who Meet Online Tend to Have Electricity
53	53 Vote	Check Out the 5 Best Compliments My Dick Has Ever Gotten
6	6 Vote	Here's a Very Tired Duckling
56	56 Vote	Why Do Your Google Search Results Imply You Were Born Before 1980
125	125 Vote	Dance Your Crappy Week Away With Murder
61	61 Vote	A 4-Year-Old Girl Asked a Rhetorical Question That Could Literally Destroy the EVERYTHING
30	30 Vote	Frogs Are Not At Fault
280	280 Vote	I'd Like to Be Stopped
144	144 Vote	We've Seen Gravity and It's Time We Address the Problem
7	7 Vote	Dutch Secret Service to Watch "Sharknado" Tonight
113	113 Vote	Canadians Stuck in Limbo Forever?
8	8 Vote	Peititon for Wikpedia to Become US Citizen
54	54 Vote	Learn How Booze Could Save Bats (And the World)
107	107 Vote	You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist 1	1
61	61 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Want to Be a Serial Killer 1	1

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