Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Dad Getting a Vasectomy for NFL Playoff Tickets
3	3 Vote	Government Shutdown Is About America's Original Sin: Slavery
42	42 Vote	Michelle Obama Makes Me Feel Like Shit
69	69 Vote	Creepy French Scientist Is Adamant That Women Should Not Exist
26	26 Vote	Volcano Turns Entire Island Into World of Warcraft
94	94 Vote	I Peed in Your Blender
739	739 Vote	NASA Has Found a Squirrel on Mars and Didn't Tell Anybody 2	2
145	145 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
106	106 Vote	Authorities Are Concerned About Your Dick Pic 1	1
206	206 Vote	Justin Bieber Banned From Indoor Skydiving Spot for Being a Dick
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
141	141 Vote	Creative High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Leg 1	1
146	146 Vote	Dogs Basically Don't Care if You Enjoy Your Wedding Day 1	1
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
122	122 Vote	This Adorable Couple Has Sex in Waffle House Parking Lot
251	251 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
244	244 Vote	We're Having a 4-Hour-Long Painful Boner
235	235 Vote	There's Something Wrong With Ronald McDonald 1	1
259	259 Vote	13 Signs Pregnancy Has Turned Into Wario 1	1
146	146 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Got Dorito Dust All Over the World, Circa 1580
477	477 Vote	First Official Look at THIS CAT
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
117	117 Vote	Chemist Poses the Idea That Men Can Control Themselves
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
25	25 Vote	Hell Hath No Fury Like a Golden Penis
36	36 Vote	Lady Gaga Scared of Plants?
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
432	432 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
357	357 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
2	2 Vote	14 Vintage Postcards of Old Crap
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
310	310 Vote	Doctor Diagnoses Female Patient With Lost Limb 47 Years After amputation
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
651	651 Vote	Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep 3	3