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Voted Headlines

818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
152	152 Vote	Penis-Powered Game Gets Highly Unanticipated Sequel
107	107 Vote	My Year as an African Lion
352	352 Vote	Siri Is a Virgin. Apparently That Matters 1	1
224	224 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Defeating the KKK 2	2
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
349	349 Vote	Republicans Continue to Insist They're Legit 3	3
255	255 Vote	Don't Be Discouraged by His Balls ... Says Mom 1	1
229	229 Vote	Congress Is Definitely Drunk 1	1
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
350	350 Vote	Fuck a Woman to Win This Zune! 3	3
136	136 Vote	Check Out My New Favorite Rap Track About Menstrual Blood
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
269	269 Vote	Rob Ford Coming in a Bikini 1	1
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
351	351 Vote	Why Don't We Start Treating Guns More Like Bananas? 3	3
265	265 Vote	Confession: I Don't Care 1	1
735	735 Vote	Oh Great, Now I'm Dead 2	2
155	155 Vote	Wikipedia to Shut Up
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
421	421 Vote	WATCH: Girl Tells Boy She Has to Eat to Live 4	4
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
98	98 Vote	26 Puns That Are Holding You Back
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
276	276 Vote	Half of Today's Kids Won't Be Seceding From the Union Anytime Soon
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
395	395 Vote	Apple's iPad: Still Not a HOOKER 2	2
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
426	426 Vote	Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles 2	2
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
258	258 Vote	Facebook No Longer Secret 2	2
453	453 Vote	An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller 2	2
411	411 Vote	Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans 3	3
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
325	325 Vote	Tim O'Reilly on His Own Murder 2	2
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19