From Kardashians to not-Kardashians, then back to Kardashians.
It rhymes.
Little non-sequitur.
Maybe when he's in his late thirties and washed up.
When generated, the last word was "Wwii." Wee-wee.
Reporting a couple of decades early, are we?
I laughed.
1. Don't
Is this the synopsis of a porno?
Oh no! Not a 70s sitcom!
Splatoon sequel?
"Before and After" is the category.
For those wondering, that city is on the opposite side of Slovenia from the one that borders the Adriatic.
Worst Thanksgiving ever.
Here we go agaaaaain!
I actually laughed at this one.
30 cent burritos?
WOAH THAT ESCALATED QUICKLY
It's true because it goes straight to your thighs.
Every teen ever, really.
I wish you could just choke your kids until they learned things.
Netflix in a nutshell.
KFC: Killer Fighting Cyborgs
How Animal Farm should have ended.
Was it the Magic School Bus?
Schrodinger's Wife?
Start building a wall, obviously.
I lost the other half of the pair.
That does sound like a dream you might have.
Splatoon in a nutshell.
Alliteration!
You are tearing me apart Lisa!
That's...oddly specific.
Camping is torture.
"Come back when you have a good head on your shoulders."
The unemployment office is actually a time machine.
SHREK CONFIRMED FOR SMASH!
Oh my.
I think I'm turning Japanese, I think I'm turning Japanese, I really think so.
I didn't know there were even that many.
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From Kardashians to not-Kardashians, then back to Kardashians.