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Apple Has Filed to Patent a Bag of Dicks?

ag18078

Probably

You Say Tomato, I Say I'm From Croatia

ag18078

Jesus this is gold

My Husky Got Tired (Can We Make Bulletproof Vests?

unemondesansdanger

I'll take "phrases you never want to hear together in a sentence" for $400 Alex

Exclusive Interview With a Low-Quality Meme

nebby_get_in_the_bag

succ

cyris

GRAND DAD!?

Hurricane Nicole Kidman

miimii1205

It continues...

I wonder when we'll see hurricane Trump...

Billionaire Claims He Did Nothing Wrong

sirbacon

This about sums up the 2016 political season.

Will Ferrell Pulls Out of Context

unemondesansdanger

Sounds almost double entendre ish

There's a Rambo Game. It's Redneck WarioWare

unemondesansdanger

Can this be real

Toxic Air Pollution Concentrated at Small Number of Afghan Migrants

miimii1205

Yeah, right, "Air Pollution" :^)

I Tried Anal

cyris

It was a pain in the ass.

Satan Has Finally Changed His Wardrobe

cyris

Does the devil wear prada now?

Miley Cyrus: My First Relationship Was With a Brain Tumor

cyris

This explains so much.

Gore Warns Millennials Not to Be Defective

cyris

Too late for that.

You Will Not Appear in Tekken 7

cyris

This is literally true.

Guy Barely Survives After Jump Off Bed

cyris

10-story bunkbeds maybe aren't the best idea.

Clark Kent Was Right That Obamacare Needs Improvement - but Don't Fret Yet About Flights Being Cancelled

cyris

Why would Clark Kent be worried about air travel? He doesn't even need plane rides!

France Will Ban Developers Who Inflate Review Scores

cyris

I wouldn't be against this actually happening.

Captain Kirk Has a Gorgeous, Sexy Girlfriend

cyris

Isn't that like, every other episode?

Hillary's "nurse" Is Actually an ANACONDA

cyris

What a twist!

People Are Tweeting Awful Things About Crash Bandicoot

cyris

People are tweeting awful things in general.

Newswire: Pokémon Go Will Help Keep the Imperial Scum Out!

cyris

I choose you, Pikachewbacca!

Russian Guards Fire on YOU!

sirbacon

This sounds like the punchline to the world's most bizarre "Russian reversal" joke.

Cold

nebby_get_in_the_bag

Warm

Facebook Will Soon Let You Down

nebby_get_in_the_bag

>implying they don't already let people down
>zucc

Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage

aguywhosmashesthingys

Time to go to sleep.
THE EYE OF THE TIGER ITS THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT

President Obama Picks His Favorite "Twilight" Memory

miimii1205

... which is the end, obviously.

FBI Director: Database Coming on DVD

bravenewworld

Including hilarious bloopers about (insert something not hilarious here).

I Never Thought Garth Brooks Could Make It Through the Haze

bravenewworld

Isn't that Willie Nelson's thing?

Hillary Clinton Explains Why Pokemom Sun/Moon Will Be Different

cyris

One of your PC storage boxes will be named "Basket Of Deplorables".

The Best Horror Movies to Stream the Presidential Debates

sirbacon

There's a colon missing between "stream" and "the".

Ex-Convict Becomes Best Friends With a Dagger

cyris

Is that a euphemism?

Where Are All My Clothes

cyris

Clothes? Where we're going, we don't need clothes!

The Fastest Ways to Eat Avocado

sirbacon

Just chugging a bowl of guac seems like the fastest way to me.

Surf Party in the Comments

coolskateboardtricks

Cowabunga!

Third-Party Candidates Face to Face With a Spoon

sirbacon

And then Gary Johnson asks what it is.

Trump Says He Hasn't Watched The Seinfeld Finale

miimii1205

How can he be the president, then?

It's Never Been Easy Being a Jerk

sirbacon

Not buying it, Trump.

Kids Taste Test Australian Snack Foods

cyris

Not the vegemite!

Florida Woman Accidentally Shot in Face With Cake

cyris

So that's where my Batter Blaster went!