Headline Smasher

Now, is it best or worst job ever?

Did you just misgendered them?

They're triggered 😡

i am the night...

... Fever!

Must be into erotic asphyxiation.

Benjamin Grimm?

Boldly going where no frankfurter has gone before!

Splatoon?

Somebody get her to the burn ward!

The underweight ones, obviously.

And he laughed all the way to the White House.

You mean the election results?

If only...

This would not be a very bad outcome.

😶

Amazing correlation!

In other news: New Jersey just got an improvement.

😶

Feud of the century

CNN be like....

I accidentally a poem.

Grab her by the octopussy!

We should turn homeless people into a food source!

Wow. Just wow.

That exploding Van Gogh must have left quite an impression all over the station!

This is absolutely beautiful.

I'm dead, bro.
I can't even breathe anymore

Disappointed.

Now, is it a white man that builds houses, or a man that builds white houses? Then again, literally houses that are white or THE White House?

I'm so confused...

Damn right they are :^)

#relatable

That seems very out of character for him.

... or his mix-tape...

You lost -_-'

That's generally how it works, unless you adopt.

The la li lu le lo? How is that possible?

I'm pretty sure that's snow...

I kind of like this one...

People are Freaking Out About Trump, or, People are Freaking Out About What Trump Says would be better...

Just press "B" I guess...

Me when my friends don't like my food